I fucking LOVE porn. There's something about a bitch who iz totally willing 2 take her clothes off and take pictures that just makes me all giddy inside. Cuz not every bitch will do this. Some bitches won't even get naked with a motherfucker in daylight. It's crazy.
Becuz it really iz a lot more about how a bitch feels about herself than it iz about how a bitch looks. Of c
ourse, there are exceptions 2 every rule. This bitch here iz definitly what U would call an exception. Actually, Sasquatch iz what U can call this bitch right here. How the fuck can she not know she iz that fucking ugly, and if she duz know then why don't she get with using some fucking Nair or some shit? There really iz no excuse 4 
some fucked up shit like this right here. Furthermore, I have no excuse 4 finding the shit and reposting it here 4 all 2 see. That wuz wrong of me. I really should know better, huh? This other bitch iz kinda cool, though. She iz a big motherfucker, true. She iz definitely big. Yep...that's 4 damned sure...I mean, she's cool. Just don't get between her and a Whopper cuz U will get hurt playing around like that!
4tunately, not all internet porn iz az disgusting az that shit wuz. Some of it could even pass az art if it had 2 (U know...Ur fiance' iz all, "WTF do U need pictures of naked bitches 4?" and Ur like, "Fuck, bitch, this shit iz art! U ain't never heard of culture, motherfucker?" It won't work, but fuck it (it always comes back 2 buttfucking with me. What's that all about?), it's worth a shot, right? Pretty soon shit will get all hot and heavy and not 2 long after that the bitch will want 2 move in and shit. That's when the glorious nudes U have
displayed with such reverence will be torn from the walls and replaced with Ansel Adams 
posters she got from the mall and Just Hang In There, Baby kitty posters she stole from work.Bitches need 2 understand that we az men NEED pictures of naked wo
men just 2 survive in this motherfucker! Shit, it really wouldn't surpirse me if taking naked pictures of bitches iz why George Eastman invented this motherfucker 2 begin with. Even if it wuzn't the driving fucking force behind it, I know
it didn't take 2 long 2 figure out there wuz a market 4 porn out there. But, az difficult az it iz 2 get a bitch 2 drop her britches in front of the camera in this day and age, just imagine how hard it wuz back when bitches weren't even allowed 2 show their ankles without being called "hussy" or "tramp"? It must have been a motherfucker 2 find photo hos back then!Thank God we don't have 2 deal with that shit nowadays! Hell...in 2daze cyber-savvy world it iz
hard 2 find a bitch who will keep her goddamn clothes on 4 10 minutes. "Hi, my name iz Tempest. Wann
a go private so I can show U my bush?" The shit iz everywhere. U can't even meet a chick online who will cam-2-cam with a motherfucker 4 free anymore. Not that I blame them. If I h
ad guys jerking off in front of their computer screens 2 my picture U can bet Ur ass I'd be getting paid 2!
Maybe that's what I oughta do. I can talk 2 the fucking queers all day long if their fucking paying me 2 do it! "Yeah, yeah, I'm licking Ur balls. Whatever U say
, buddy. Give it 2 me...deeper...ram it on home there, chief." The conversation ain't finna do it 4 me, but U better believe that the $2.99 a fucking minute probably will. Becuz what it all boils down 2 iz that I am a whore...plain and simple. If U don't believe me just come across with $150 and I'll prove it...
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