I'm stuck at my mother's again. Have I mentioned how fucking much I hate it here? No, well guess what? I hate it here. Hopefully, we won't be here past a couple of daze, anyway.
Turns out my nigga Shawn took the first deal they threw at his ass. He got 3 and a half years and has 2 do 85% of it. That sucks...but it just goes 2 show U that running around the hood with a fucking shotgun probably isn't a good idea.
I'm trying 2 get this Cadillac from Ivan 2morrow. Apparently the Undolla is also trying 2 make a move on it. Fortunately 4 me he is a fucking flake most of the time. Let's just hope he lives up 2 my expectations 4 him this time...
Good rhymes, bad rhymes...U know I can't stand Cher...
Check it out, baby! I wuz headed 2 the fucking store the other day when I ran N2 my fucking nephew staying in the same damned hotel as us!!! I couldn't believe it when I saw his ugly ass coming out of the car. On the other hand, the motherfucker wuz calling me a nigger (emphasis on the R) and Ricco is the only fucking person on the planet who has ever 
done that. Oh wait a minute...there wuz one other person. Who could it have been? Oh, yeah! It wuz Kimpossible herself. She called me a nigger one day cuz she wuzn't getting her way. I couldn't believe it. Flabbergasted I wuz. Makes me want 2 go over there and fucking kick her while she's sleeping. Anyways, it looks like my Pahtnaz-N-krymE just gained one. Which may be cool, since I recently lost one. Yep...it looks like my nigga Shawn caught hisself a weapons charge running around Rancho with a fucking loaded shotgun. Plus...his dumb ass happens 2 be on parole, so that's an automatic 5 year enhancement. Needless 2 say, it's gonna be a couple of minutes until we see his ass again...
The Lowdown from Down 'Roun
Ok, I'm sorry...but this is funny shit. My fucking kid has been obsessed with elementary school for years. Lately 
she has stumbled across some of her former classmates, and she got the bright idea 2 organize a reunion. She wuzn't having a whole lot of luck with it, 
however. It seemed that most of her fellow Oakdaliens had moved on with thier lives. Then she came across their web group. The web group none of them ever bothered 2 tell her about. The web group HER BEST FUCKING FRIEND SINCE KINDERGARTEN IS A MEMBER OF BUT NEVER THOUGHT IT WORTH MENTIONING. I'd tell you the little bitch's name but I've sworn a blood oath 2 never write, speak or think her name again. If I am caught thinking about her I will be beaten severely with radio antennas and clothes hangers. I tried it once, but the mind police were all over me from word go. They beat me 2 within an inch of my life then turned me loose penniless and disoriented somewhere in the Utah desert. Somehow or another I also managed 2 lose my pants. I wuz discovered by Mormons hiding from the federal goverment and planning 2 blow up balloons 4 thier daughter Millicent's 7th birthday party, which they were having at a roadside fruit stand, due 2 the abundance of available shade. Anyway...these pics are of her dumb ass finding out about it. Funny shit, I swear 2 god!
she has stumbled across some of her former classmates, and she got the bright idea 2 organize a reunion. She wuzn't having a whole lot of luck with it, 
however. It seemed that most of her fellow Oakdaliens had moved on with thier lives. Then she came across their web group. The web group none of them ever bothered 2 tell her about. The web group HER BEST FUCKING FRIEND SINCE KINDERGARTEN IS A MEMBER OF BUT NEVER THOUGHT IT WORTH MENTIONING. I'd tell you the little bitch's name but I've sworn a blood oath 2 never write, speak or think her name again. If I am caught thinking about her I will be beaten severely with radio antennas and clothes hangers. I tried it once, but the mind police were all over me from word go. They beat me 2 within an inch of my life then turned me loose penniless and disoriented somewhere in the Utah desert. Somehow or another I also managed 2 lose my pants. I wuz discovered by Mormons hiding from the federal goverment and planning 2 blow up balloons 4 thier daughter Millicent's 7th birthday party, which they were having at a roadside fruit stand, due 2 the abundance of available shade. Anyway...these pics are of her dumb ass finding out about it. Funny shit, I swear 2 god!
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