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This iz a fractal. It iz a visual representation of a geometric equation. What's that equation? Beats the fuck out of me. But I can tell U this much...I saw this show about fractal geometry and it's relationship 2 the physical world, whatever that iz supposed 2 mean, right?I don't mean 2 imply by any means that I understand the mathmatics involved here. I'm pretty sure anyone who knows me would be able 2 sniff out that bullshit anyway. All I'm saying iz that I spent an hour watching Nova the other day, and came away from the experience looking at the world in an entirely different way. I'm talking about on a fundamental level. It's a little weird.All I'm saying iz that if U get the chance U really should check it out. It might just blow Ur mind the way it did mine. Or maybe U'll think the guy's a fucking idiot, I don't know. Point iz, neither will U unless U do something about it.
Good luck.
OK... everyone already knows I'm a fucking deviant, so it's not like I am letting the cat out of the bag here or something. Even still, one would think that even I would have better luck than 2 get this image on a search of the word "strippers". Instead of some big breasted hottie I get this godawful display of hedonism. WTF is this world coming 2???
In all fairness I did come across this little gem during the same search. And, shallow as this may seem, it duz somehow renew my faith in humanity. Well, maybe not, but it is a blonde on a pole, and that goes a long way 2wards balancing the scales.
I have a summer home near there. Well, it's more of a loft, really, but that's just splitting hairs. Suffice it 2 say I have once again escaped Sacramento and the death grip it has upon me. It still haunts me (and probably will until the bastards finally catch up 2 me), b
ut at least this time I managed 2 get further away than I usually do. Plus, I'm near the ocean, which is always a plus.
This is the new spot. I live here with the usual suspects, plus one new edition 2 the cast. The kid went off and got herself a better half we call Scott. It's kind of a good thing, since we all 
know how much I bumped heads with her B4 her young man came along. Truth be told we seem 2 be getting along a lot better than we used 2. It's nice...I g
et 2 like her again.
Oh yeah...Alli got a fucking dog. I know, I know...I hate dogs. They're so...I dunno...dog-like. 
Except that most dogs aint this cute. I mean, c'mon...U gotta admit this fucking dog is cute! Her name is Peanut something something Riley becuz my kid is a fucking idiot. Those people tend 2 believe dogs need more than one name and clothing. I say that if dogs needed clothing they would learn 2 knit. Either that or figure out some form of barter so they could shop at Marshal's like the rest of us.
So anyway, I am back. Don't know 4 how long or where I am going with it, though. But then again...do I ever?
I really gotta stop telling on myself. It can't be fucking healthy. Besides that, it really iz just plain stupid, and we all know that stupidity breeds police involvement (Write that shit down, bitches. It'll be on the final), and we certainly need 2 avoid that at all costs! Fuck da Police coming straight from the underground, bitches!
2day should be a fairly decent day 4 me, all things considered. I keep telling myself that anyway and we'll see where that gets us.
So, I'm outside a few minutes ago and I see this fairly new car sitting in the parking lot with the engine running, right? Naturally, I consider taking it B4 finally settling on leaving off doing that kinda shit. 4 the time being, anyway. So, I walk back over 2 the front door and look back at the car again. That's when I noticed 4 the first fucking time that there wuz a kid sitting in the passenger seat! I only mention this 2 illustrate how one poor decision can change an easy ride home N2 a fucking Amber Alert and a federal kidnapping charge. Just food 4 thought...
Yeah...Kimandgetsomemoreofthis and I were supposed 2 be moving 2 Willits (see above insert) last month. Obviously, that didn't work out. Turns out that the broad we were going 2 live with up there wuz just a bit wacky. I realize I usually count that as a good thing, but this time not so much. Maybe cuz this time my bullshit wuz directly affecting the old lady, I don't know. Maybe I am becoming less selfish and more sensitive 2 the needs of others in my old age. Or maybe this town wuz established by demons and iz in reality a portal N2 Hell itself, and once U have been captured by it's presence there iz no escape. I guess it really could be one or the other. At this point in time there really iz no way of telling...
This iz the reason we were going 2 Willits 2 begin with...my granddaughter Samantha. Izn't she
something? That's really what it's all about, people. Proliferation of the species and all that hoohah. Don't get me wrong, I want 2 be around my idiot kid also, but Sammie iz really what its all about...
I chatted with my 22 yo hottie that lives in MI earlier 4 the first time in I don't know how long. She told me that she may be pregnant. I know it's fucking ridiculous, but I am really not wanting this bitch 2 be knocked up! Especially when I ask her who the guy iz and she tells me, "Oh...some guy from Va." Are U fucking with me here? Iz that what's been going on, cuz it really would explain so much shit I can't begin 2 list all of it here. 
So, yeah...I guess what all of this really boils down 2 iz I am
fucking jealous of some dickhead from Virginia over a bitch from Michigan that I have never fucking met. OMG I am so freaking pathetic. I really have become one of those guys, haven't I? One of those freaky, old internet perverts who use myspace 2 lure little girls N2 inappropriate situations 4 the purpose of taking advantage of their naivete 2 fulfill some sick personal fantasy. Yeah...that pretty much sums it up. U want RickmthafknJones in a nutshell? Well, there U go, buddy.
So...um...yeah. I have a crush on some chick I don't even know. I'm sick with it. U see those two pictures right there? I am the inspiration 4 them. At least...that's what my overinflated ego tells me. Reality may or may not be similar in substance 2 my perception of it, BTW.
I don't even question the fact that I have a HUGE fucking crush on this poor girl, and that in of itself may be some cause 4 alarm. I mean, come on already...I don't even want anymore kids! Why the fuck would I want 2 go through that HELL all over again when I finally managed 2 get out alive? 
OK - so we have established that this lovely 
creature may be knocked up (she izn't, but we are just playing along with her craziness at the moment. Just go with it...) and that on some level I wish I were her baby daddy. My question iz this: iz that becuz I wouldn't mind fathering her child or becuz I am really just interested in tapping that ass? Becuz I am willing 2 admit that it has been a few moons since I last fucked a 22 year old. I remember it wuz a pleasant experience - one that I wouldn't mind doing again...especially if this iz the 22yo in question!U see...beyond being really intelligent and super nice (not 2 mention her being an utterly
FANTASTIC mom already!), I happen 2 think that this woman iz drop dead fucking gorgeous! There aren't that many women that can make me want 2 jack-off immediately, but this here iz one of them. But, besides all of that bullshit - all of the unnecessary sexual crap we tend 2 get caught up in - this iz a woman whom I fucking really like! Honestly...who woulda thunk it?4 instance...I despise talking on the telephone. I feel so much more com4table texting or e-mailing someone over actually talking 2
them. Probably becuz I am a pussy (U are what U eat, after all...) when push comes 2 shove. My fear of success raises its ugly head and squashes whatever chances I may have - or so I have come 2 believe. With this one that really duzn't hold true. I don't mind so much talking 2 her on the phone. In fact, I kinda look 4ward 2 it. I don't know if it iz her beauty, her insanity or her
willingness 2 do pretty much anything I ask her 2, but 4 some reason this one iz different. I really fucking like her!
SO, fuck it...I'll admit that I got jealous a little bit over her banging the clown from Va. Not becuz I want her 2 remain celibate or anything like that. Actually, I'd prefer that she videotape herself fucking and send it 2 me, but that iz a subject 4 another blog altogether. Let's try 2 stay on point here, goddamnit! So I got a little peeved over Va. boy (I'll bet he has a short dick. These guys ALWAYS turn out 2 have short dicks. I don't really know why...) fucking my bitch, and want 2 figure out some way 2 prevent it from happening again. I honestly don't mind her getting laid, but that clown iz out of the fucking car. Fuck him...he's about 2 get on my last nerve anyways...
So, it turns out that fucking Patrick Swayze has Pancreatic Cancer or some shit. If it ain't that (come on...the guy could be a dick smoker. He wouldn't be the first Hollywood actor 2 pull off staying in the closet, would he?), the guy definitely has some other heinous shit. AIDS or Ebola or some other fucking thing I don't want any part of. I really don't even know why I felt the need 2 say any of this. I never even liked the guy. He sucked in The Outsiders, I never even fucking saw Dirty Dancing and Ghost makes my testicles shrink whenever I watch it. So fuck him.U may now return 2 whatever it wuz U were doing.
It really iz shit like this right here that pretty much just fucks me off. Cuz this iz definitely my fucking shit. A bitch stripping naked outside, in front of a fucking cross? Are U shitting me? I doubt that I could write that 
motherfucker any better than that right there!
I did spend the better part of my last blog complaining about not having anyone who wants 2 model 4 me. This iz some fucking bullshit. I don't wanna keep on bitching about it, though. Seems kinda whiny 2 me, U know? Especially since the reality of it iz that no one really gives a shit. Why would they, 4 Christ's sake?
I do have a friend who iz supposed 2 be hooking me up with some pics real soon. Supposedly...there's no telling if she iz really going 2 do it or not. I can only hope so...
Another friend of mine offered 2 let me take her pic and post it on here, but unfortunately I want 2 fuck her, so we all know where that iz heading, don't we?
I haven't really been doing all that much 2wards getting anyone 2 pose 4 me, anyway. The truth of the matter iz that I can't be fucking trusted. Not around a naked bitch, anyway! I don't have the kind of self control necessary 2 tell a bitch I'm not going 2 fuck her. Especially if I ever come across one willing 2 do this kind of shit! OMG - it'd be a fucking wrap!
I just realized I put these pics up backwards...so I had 2 go ahead and change them. Oh well...like anyone else iz going 2 notice that shit! But U see, don't U? U see how having 2 download all of my pictures iz fucking this thing up 4 all of us, right? I can't even keep my continuity straight! WTF???
SO...anyways, I am still hoping 2 get some original content as soon as humanly fucking possible. I have a couple of girls who have expressed an interest in doing it, plus I have a few ideas left up my sleeve yet. I think I can still pull it off. Most of the way, anyway...most of the way!
This right here iz a perfect fucking example of what can happen when guys don't have any fucking sports 2 watch
on TV. They get 2gether, hang out 4 awhile, maybe have a beer or two and the next thing U fucking know it's a full blown suck and fuck fest! Men are such fucking pigs...I swear!
Okay...so I probably should have thought this though a little further, but I gave somebody I know the address 2 this fucking blog. Not just someone I know, mind U...but someone I have a sorta crush on. It's stupid, really, and my wife knows all about it, so it izn't like I'm trying 2 do some shit on the under (not that I have any reason 2 believe that this chick would be down 4 that, anyway...) this time. Emphasis on "this time". We all know how I can get.
But at the very least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not really trying 2 get in this ones pants. The truth of the matter iz that I don't think I stand a chance. Just a vibe I pick up from her. I mean...she's nice, but I think it iz more becuz she iz a nice person than cuz she likes me. In fact, I suspect that she iz N2 fellows of a darker persuasion that I. She would probably eat JD up 4 breakfast! I know he would her! And don't let this nigga find out she likes 2 
suck cock. OMG...it would be a wrap! Cuz the woman I am talking about iz just the kind of female my nigga likes. Single, white mom who iz big in all the right ways, in all the right places! When I say ALL THE RIGHT PLACES...I really mean ALL THE RIGHT PLACES (not entirely unlike this lovely young lady 2 the left. Much nicer though...MUCH nicer!
My fucking reason 4 doing this, BTW, iz anything but noble. What I did wuz shoot her the addy of my art blog (http://ricksotherfknblog.blogspot.com), and ask her 2 go and take a look-see and se what she thinks about it. If she likes what she sees and iz
interested...I would really like her 2 pose 4 me. I figure she iz gonna tell me 2 fuck off. I would. But, U never know...she may turn out 2 be interested in doing something tasteful.
I mean...not all of my shit iz blatant pornography. In fact, most of the shit I post that iz pornographic, contrary 2 popular
belief, iz just shit that I downloaded off of Goole images! I wish 2 fuck I could post my own fucking porn! Talk about a dream come fucking true (or iz it a dream coming true fucking? Hmm...hard 2 say on that one.)! But we all know what would happen if I started shooting my own porn. I'd start fucking the actors. I imagine that eventually 
it would just end up being me filming myself having sex with whoever the fuck iz down 2 be filmed (standing offer - email me if Ur interested!).That's why we are vigilant about not letting that kinda shit go down.At least not az long az I am still planning 2 stay married, that iz!4 the record, I added these last two artsy numbers just 2 emphasize the point 
that not all artistic nudes have 2 be shot B&W. There iz a such a thing az non-porno color nudes. Az rare of a thing az that may actually be, it duz fucking happen. So, back the fuck off! Just cuz I dig porn, that duzn't have 2 make me some kind of degenerate fuck. But, honestly...I really don't see this girl being the type that would go 4 this kinda shit. She seems way 2 Suzie Homemaker 2 be freaky enough 2 try this. The truth of the matter iz that it takes a particular kind of individual 2 get N2 this type of behavior (Noms...Barbie...
Suzy - sit the fuck down, bitches! We know that U know and anybody else paying attention really ought 2 fucking know...U know?), and, quite frankly, those girls are few and far between. I wish it weren't the case, but it iz. If I had my druthers every fucking woman on the planet would secretly crave this kind of attention, and B4 long every one of them will come 2 me seeking relief. Motherfuckers would
start calling me "Scratch", cuz I could reach all those out of the way places no one else iz able 2 reach! Come on, baby...lemme scratch that itch!!!
Speaking hypothetically 4 a second, if 4 whateverMG - I don't know how I would react if I ever met someone who wuz actually N2 this shit! I did meet that one chick off of craigslist, but I never actually met her in person (Why? Becuz I like being married 2 Kimpirestrikesback, and the fastest way 2 lose a Greek wife iz by meeting some black chick off of the computer in the real world. Especially if that same black chick iz interested in making a porno movie with U. It tends 2 cause a problem where there really duzn't need 2 be one, U know? Losing the Trojan War ranks right up there at second, though...). I kinda sorta thought I had a candidate in LoriXXX, but that didn't seem 2 want 2 work out, either. It sucks. I actually had a quasi-candidate in whori, but I had 2 go and fuck her (well...not quite. But it wuz close enough that the difference
didn't much matter 2 my woman. I may as well have 4 all the grief I caused both her and myself.) and fuck that all up. That iz actualy my whole point...sort of.
That's not actually true. My point wuz - 4 whatever it iz worth - that I never meet the kinds of girls who do go 4 this sort of thing, so I have no expectation of that girl turning out 2 be one. It would be WONDERFUL if she did, but let's be fucking realistic here. Sheiz going 2 log on and start
reading this fucking insane fucking SHIT I have been writing and probably never fucking talk 2 me ag
ain. That's whats gonna fucking happen...U watch and see. I can fucking feel it...
Which begs 2 ask the question - if I fucking knew the bitch wuzn't going 2 be N2 it, then why expose myself by giving her the address 2 begin with? Seems kinda fucking silly 2 me. What could possibly be gained by me expo
sing my deep-seeded lust 4 this woman? OK - let's go ahead and stop right there 4 a moment, shall we? First of all, my lust 4 this particular woman should come as no fucking surprise 2 anyone who has both met me and seen her. No surprise whatsofuckingever, folks, so I am really not telling on myself, as much as it may seem like i am. That having been said, I really don't think that the girl knows about it. But, honestly...what difference duz that make? Thats right...none.
This iz a fractal. It iz a visual representation of a geometric equation. What's that equation? Beats the fuck out of me. But I can tell U this much...I saw this show about fractal geometry and it's relationship 2 the physical world, whatever that iz supposed 2 mean, right?
