Iz this really what U do with Ur time?

U will have 2 excuse me if I don't make much sense (like I ever make any fucking sense), but I am kinda distracted. I'm watching American Idol. U all know I fucking LOVE American Idol! This week the contestants are singing songs from the 1980s and last night the men kicked fucking ass. I swear 2 god there are so many good singers in the competition this season I can't fucking call it. Right now the girls are doing their thing. Amanda Overmeyer just did a pretty good job of an old Joan Jett song. She just happens 2 be Kimthemiddleoftheroad's favorite this year.

Az 4 myself? I honestly don't know who my favorite iz. I have a pretty good idea that this kid David Archeletta iz gonna win the thing, though. He iz only 16 fucking years old and the motherfucker kicks ass. He sings like he wuz born 2 do it, U know? He makes it look effortless. I don't think he iz my favorite, though.

I like this guy Michael Johns also. He got N2 the Top 24 by singing Bohemian Rhapsody and that iz no small feat. Fucking Freddy Mercury could sing. This cat not only did a respectable job, he pretty much kicked the song's ass. Besides that, he has been right on ever since.

Then there iz this guy

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