What am I...fucking crazy?
I went 2 my grandmother's funeral yesterday. It wuz a nice enough service, I guess. Something really odd happened 2 me, though. About 2am the night B4 I suddenly realized that my Aunt Margret wuz most likely going 2 be there, and that there wuz a chance that my cousin Karen would be also. When we were kids Karen wuz one of my favorite cousins (actually, one of the only cousins I have I even liked. When I wuz eight years old the family went on a trip 2 the Grand Canyon (amazing shit...U gotta go see it if U never have.) and Karen and her parents made the trip as well. Now, bear in mind that I haven't seen Maggie in 5 or 6 years and I haven't seen Karen in damn near 30 fucking years, ok? So tell me then why did I almost have a fucking anxiety attack over this shit? It really did feel just like I wuz going 2 see a girl I had a crush on! Isn't that silly? But that's not even the worst part...we finally make it 2 the funeral and see them. Karen is absolutely beautiful! And I could really tell she wuz looking 4ward 2 seeing me as well. I met her husband of 15 years (right on!) Richard and her kids (her daughter looks exactly like Karen did the last time I saw her...isn't that kinda weird?) and said hi 2 everyone who managed 2 make it 2 the funeral (damn near everybody!) and whatever whatever afterwards we all go 2 Aunt Ann's house, right? I still am feeling all nervous around her and shit. So I literally force myself 2 go outside and talk 2 this woman who I don't even fucking know and I want her 2 like me so bad I am about 2 freak out and then...U guessed it. It went badly. Really badly. I don't think she quite hates me, but I honestly do not see us keeping in touch. What a shame. 2 bad I'm such a fucking spaz...
The one other person I really wanted 2 see didn't show up. That wuz my cousin Kristine. Her brother Robert made it, but he said he doesn't have anything 2 do with her. Her mom told me she is pretty much just living on the streets and no one knows how 2 get ahold of her. Bummer...
Then I find out my other cousin (actually my 2nd cousin) is a fucking cage fighter (as in IFC nigga!) really does get N2 this steel cage and go at it with some other crazy motherfucker 4 money! Right now his record is only 1-8, but when he showed me the tapes of his fights he showed them in order of how they happened. He didn't show the win first, the way I would expect most people 2 would. I don't know what that means. but there it is...
Thelma McKowan 1913-2006
Twice in one day...what? Is he on Viagra again?
I met some people at the new site I have been checking out recently. They seem 2 be pretty nice, although not very many of them at all are from the Northern California area. There seems 2 be a shitload from Great Britan and Australia, though. So far they seem 2 be pretty nice people, although not nearly as nice as the ones from my old Dalnet channel. Most of them were from N. Cali, as well. That made shit a lot simpler whenever we decided we wanted 2 go ahead and meet someone. I mean, it sucks if U decide U like someone but they live 4000 miles away, y'know? But regardless of thier locale, like I said...they seem 2 be ok 4 the most part. I am hoping 2 get 2 know some of them even better (like that's a suprise 2 anyone who knows me...huh?). Believe it or not...they're not all women either! There actually is some pretty decent guys on the site 2, I just didn't feel like Downloading any of thier pictures.
I must be having a flashback...
I've been telling anyone who will listen about this blog, so now I feel like I have an obligation 2 deliver. Yeah...like thats gonna happen...
I think I may have gotten a job 2day. I will find out Friday. It feels pretty good...but I can't say 4 sure. If I do get the job it looks like I will be working with Pooh a lot. That's both good and bad...I think. Good, becuz I like Pooh a lot and she should be fun 2 work with. Bad, becuz I find her incredibly attractive and really want 2 sleep with her. have no doubt whatsoever in my mind that she would NOT do anything with me anyway. Not without the express written consent of Kimicula and Major League Baseball.
So...I just want 2 clear someting up. Should I begin recieving pictures sent 2 my email...I would appreciate it if they were at least partially nude. If U don't have any naked pictures just let me know and I'll take them 4 U! No...really. What are friends 4, anyways, if they can't come 2 eachother's aid...
Almost completly off the hook...
Check out my motherfucking natural! Can U believe that shit! I wuz thinking that 4 Halloween I could go as one of the Pips! Or how about Jackie Jackson? I've got it! Angela Davis when she wuz running 4 President. That way I still get 2 dress up like a woman, and we all know how much I love doing that! (Hey! I thought I told U I don't do that shit no more!) Anything 2 get N2 heels and a short skirt, huh? I'm such a fucking slut!
Recently I wuz turned on2 this online poker site called Poker Stars by my bastard brother-in-law, Todd. I shoulda known the guy wasn't right as soon as he went out with my sister. I mean, how creepy is that? Anyway,I've been playing this shit 4 like a month and getting my ass whipped pretty regularly. Until 2nite, that is! 2nite I wuz on FIRE! I wuz talking all kinds of big shit and kicking ass! I told this one fucking idiot that I wuz tired of him holding my money. He got pissed off and went all-in with about a grand while I was holding a pair of Kings! I think five of us called his bet, right? I get a King on the flop and another fucking King after that! That's right, Baby...4 of a kind Kings! It put like 4 people out of the tourney (which I went on 2 win!) also. Talk about fun. Good times...
Well...I have taken 2 inviting people 2 come check out this stupid fucking blog. I have asked three or 4 people from these swinger sites I frequent 2 come check this shit out and tell me what they think about it. If U happen 2 be one of those people then I am sorry 4 offending U. If 4 some reason I didn't offend U then it's probably best I don't know about it since I am getting a hard on just considering it! Besides...I'll just spend all my time trying 2 outdo myself. However...if U are new here...welcome! Please feel free 2 post any comment U want about anything...there is no censorship here. Unless I decide Ur full of shit. Just kidding...no, really. Whatever.
I think I need a change of pace. I need 2 do something different. I think I need 2 go on a road trip, so what I am going 2 do is see about going back 2 Wisconsin with Todd when he goes back there 2 get thier shit. The two of us could go back there by plane, rent a truck and take turns driving the motherfucker back 2 California. Sounds like it might make 4 a fun trip!
Strictly 4 the sake of keeping up appearances...
OK...honestly, I'm not rying 2 make fun of anyone here (yeah right, believe that why don't ya!!), but this is just so fucking wierd I had 2 write about it. Do U see this picture on top here? Do U want 2 know what it is a picture of? It is a picture of a 3rd nipple this girl I know has! Isn't that fucking trippy?
Lastly (but certainly not leastly), those with an interest in such things may want 2 check out RicksotherfknBlog. I just posted some new shit on there and some of it is kinda tasty. Speaking of tasty, I really gotta get back 2 licking some broad's pussy. Any volunteers?