Bad Boys Bad Boys whatcha gonna do?

This is the scene outside my hotel a few moments ago...


Subsequently...this is the scene inside my hotel a few moments ago. I'm sorry, y'all...but they gonna have 2 catch me!


HAHAHA...check this out! So I told CLASSIFIED that she should come check out my blog, just so I could get her opinion, right? She calls me back and asks me...and is totally serious, mind U...do I have naked pictures of her. First of all...
I'd never do something like that. Second...if I were 2 do something like that, I'd never admit it. Especially on some online opinion pit such as this! The fact that she thought that really hurts me. I honestly didn't do anything 2 promote this behavior out of her, I don't think. I gotta tell U though...if she acted this far off the chain over this bullshit...what do U think she's gonna do when she finds out I put a web cam in her bathroom?

(Oh, sure...U think U can just erase my shit willy-nilly and it'll just go away, huh? Well I got news for U...U...U HATER! It's not so friggin easy as all of that now, is it? U thought U could silence me!!! Foolish mortal! Don't U realize I can never be silenced? I will only grow stronger with each attempt. I will thrive upon your failure. Soon I will have an army of followers. Then U will get your cumuppance! Soon...the whole world shall unite and cry out in billions of voices that sound as one...FUCK EINSTIEN! All that...just cuz U had 2 go and erase somebody's shit.)

Getting stoned in San Jose...

This is me getting loaded in San Jose.

Oops! I wasn't supposed 2 divulge my top secret location 2 the ever expanding blogger universe that has adopted my philosophy on life...

My very good friend and partner in crime CLASSIFIED just called and said she may be coming my way tomorrow. She can't be certain at this juncture, however feasibility studies are being done at this very moment 2 ascertain the probablity of bullshit !

(Alright, now that's twice and still I haven't fucked up and talked shit about U or shown any of your naked pics or anything! Can U believe it? No...I didn't think U would. Something about the look in your eyes when U said you'd never heard of Nagales...well let's just say I was more than relieved once we had blown past that VW Microbus jam packed with a nomadic band of nymphomanics on thier way 2 a vibrator convention in Manteca...I think U should consider letting me use your image on my web page. Just give it some thought, ok? I mean, it's not like U have 2 make up your mind now or anything...If U do decide 2 let me show U on my page I promise 2 conceal your identity in much the same way that I did CLASSIFIED in this recent photo.)

I was told I was doing a disservice 2 those around me with my blogging the way I had been. Therefore, I deleted all of my previous entries and have begun again anew. This time I promise not 2 get in2 specifics of where I am, what I am doing or with whom I may or may not be keeping company!

(this means U...U know who I mean...I don't want 2 say your name cuz I wouldn't want invade your privacy or anything like that! Sure...so I may have posted pictures of your ass on the internet but it was all in fun! I swear I would NEVER do anything if I thought for so much as one freaking second that U would be called out on it. But, honestly now...who exactly do U think is going 2 take the time 2 read this self-indulgent, mental masturbation I spew forth? A bunch of tweekers, insomniacs and other assorted weirdos far 2 diverse 2 even begin 2 describe here...if I even could were I so inclined...which I am not!)