Over the River and Through the Woods, 2 Grandmother's House We Go...

I swear 2 fucking God that sometimes I even freak myself out with some of the shit I put up here! Do U fucking realize that Sunday supper at Grandma's iz NEVER going 2 be the fucking same? Somebody really needs 2 do something about this B4 somebody gets hurt, or worse...pokes an eye out or something!

But U have 2 admit, it really duz bring a whole new meaning 2 eating over at Granny's house, duzn't it?

Until we do it again...

Fat Sack Fever...

I understand there has been some controversy over whether or not I am full of shit. Roughly half of U believe me when I go N2 all my bullshit, whereas the rest of U recognize how full of shit I really am. Here's the thing about that right there...half of U are wrong, but U can't tell by looking at me which half iz which!

Maybe this will help...I did tell U I have a GIANT cock, didn't I?



And here U thought I wuz lying...LOL

Kisses

If U Do Not Evolve...U Will Die

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