I just found out today that my cousin Sarah is out of jail. Not only that, but yesterday I found out that her mother, my cousin Krissy, is planning to make the drive here for my birthday party!!! I am actually lobbying the bitch to kidnap my ass when she leaves. I could seriously use a few days up in the mountains. Besides that...Im bound to come home with a shitload of pot, right? At least thats the plan, goddamnit!!!
