I believe I may have mislead U fine people...

When I implied that I am exclusively a fucking titty man. Oh, don't get me wrong, yo...I do be loving me some mammaries! All shapes and sizes...I don't even give a fuck! I will love me up some fucking titties every chance I get.

But that's not 2 imply I don't appreciate a nice fucking ass whenever I see one (or fucking a nice ass...depending upon Ur timing, really...). I can seriously dig a bitch with a nice, big ass. Especially if that bitch iz trying 2 give me some of it! Let it be a bitch who duzn't mind having a cock in her ass and GODDAMN, boy! We talkin about a serious party up in this piece then, my niggas! Cuz Lord knows there are very few things I would rather be doing than fucking someone in the ass. But I dig ass enough that I still play with Barbies and shit...but don't U know I ONLY play with the dolls with ASS!!!

Believe it or not, the last bitch I dated liked it in the ass. At first, it wuz a HUGE turn-on, but then it got kinda old hella fast. Hella faster than I woulda thought it wuz going 2, anyway. It actually got 2 the point where I wuzn't even wanting 2 fuck that bitch's booty at all. Thaat's not saying I wouldn't do it anyway, though. A motherfucker has 2 take advantage of whatever opportunities that life tosses his way! Who knows when the next time a bitch iz gonna let me bang that booty iz? It could be 2morrow...or it could be motherfucking NEVER! That means if U have a motherfucker bent over in front of U asking 4 it? Yeah...Ur most likely gonna fuck. I'm most likely gonna fuck, anyway!

But I do like looking at a big old ass while I am hitting it from behind (who the fuck duzn't like that?), and I try 2 do that very fucking thing every chance I get. But, in all honesty, I have been behind a lot of behinds over the years, and this one right here iz one of my all-time favorites!

But like I said B4...there really izn't a bad piece of ass out there! I'll fuck just about anyone in the ass, assuming U haven't fucking gone and scared a motherfucker away and shit! I ain't fucking playing when it comes 2 this subject...I am dead fucking serious. I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BOOTY, but 4 some strange reason nobody ever truly understands that that shit gets old if it iz just readily available and shit!

But, of all the ass out there this one right here iz my fucking FAVORITE! And that's whether I happen 2 be tapping that ass or not...I don't give a fuck! Either way any way this iz the finest booty I fuck with!

I fucking hate it when I get pissed off...

But I gotta admit it probably beats the opposite. Of course, I couldnt really say 4 sure, considering I have never actually been pissed on on purpose. There were a couple times when I thought I wuz 4 a second or two, but az it turns out that wuz something else all 2gether.

I myself never really saw the attraction 2 pissing on a bitch. U know... beyond the whole we aren't supposed 2 be doing shit like this 2 other people - my aren't we taboo (look...if I want something taboo I'll just fuck her in the ass and be done with it!) cuz we let people urinate on us? I just have no desire 2 piss on people I like. Especially people I like well enough 2 fuck...U know?

But the fact of the matter iz what may float my boat might sink like a motherfucking rock whenever it gets over 2 Ur pond. I mean, just cuz I like bitches with big titties duzn't mean that the next motherfucker duz, U know? 4 all I know the next motherfucker may have some kind of aversion against titties (although I cannot 4 the life of me imagine why a motherfucker likes 2 see people cum all over a bitch's feet, or whatthefuckever...

Me, myself? I'm all about looking at some BIG ASS tits, some hot motherfuckers fucking and big ASS booty as well! Matter of fact, the more the merrier! Of course, it duz lead 2 the condition 2 the right...so I have 2 be careful not 2 splash myself in the face.

But the truth of the matter iz, I'm pretty fucking easy when it comes 2 this shit. Just give me a couple of hot blondes (or...if U prefer one big ass black bitch!) with big tits and I'm pretty much all set! Put them bitches outside and that iz what we call a fucking BONUS! I'll be happy az a crab on a Hell's Angel if U could just do that much 4 me!

And if U can't then fuck U, cuz I'm about 2 go take some pictures of my own. U just wait and see what I mean...

Some daze I'm better off staying in bed...

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