It's been a minute or two since I last saw U...

Or U last saw me...something like that. Yep...I'm still alive...still in SaCRAPmento...still married 2 a crazy person...still trying 2 get back 2 the Bay Area...still drink 2 damn much...and yes...I still have a GIANT cock!

Other than that...pretty much nada. I could go on and on about whatever the fuck drama Alex is going through this week, but then what would I write about the next time I do a low down? That's what I thought. U really should try 2 look 4ward more often...

I really need 2 find someone 2 get me loaded. Hannah is sick right now, and she's one of those people who figure if they have 2 feel like shit why shouldn't you feel like shit right along with them...but she is sick...and so damn cute...fucking kid...