When in Doubt...Grow Ur Own!!!

I fucking LOVE porn. All varieties and genres...it don't matter! Big chicks, small chick, big dicks, cum baths, gangbangs, interracial, BBW, anal, TV/TS, and EVEN gay porn can be cool (if U are in the mood 2 look at cock, that iz, which I rarely am...) in the right environment. I'm telling U - I fucking dig it ALL!!!

Which iz why it makes so much sense that I produce my own porn 4 this blog of mine. I know what's hot. I think I have a pretty good handle on what the rest of U motherfuckers will look at, and even if I don't I have a fairly good idea of what I want 2 look at...usually. Sometimes I am wrong about that, but what can U do?

Which iz why I am so fired up about this SlipperyBitch thing I have going on right now. True...I won't be able 2 actually take the pics myself (at first, anyways...), but I have total faith in my model's ability 2 get my cock hard! The girls I'm using have been doing just that 4 as long as I have known them! LOL

It iz certainly not 100% just yet, but I believe I have the first four models on the line 4 me already! The first two are a lock, anyway. Don't worry...U will be pleasantly fucking surprised when U see the hotties I got 2 hawk my blog 4 me!

This iz what I am hoping iz going 2 happen here, BTW. I am going 2 start featuring one model per month. At the end of the year I may do a SlipperyBitch of the Year award, but I don't know 4 sure. Hell...I don't even know if I can get 12 different bitches 2 do this! Maybe I will do it bi-monthly instead. Easier 2 come up with six models than it iz twelve, that's 4 goddamned sure. Especially since I have four of those bitches already!

PLUS...I just sohappened 2 touch base with one SxzeBBW again last night, and I have a pretty good idea that she will get in on it as well! There iz nothing but good news as far as that iz concerned. That bitch has a GREAT eye 4 art, and an even better one 4 the erotic, of which she has a ton of shit already! I'm pretty sure that once she finds out there iz a "I Want Dick in 2008" t-shirt hanging in the balance, she will be banging on my door trying 2 get a shot at one of those damned things!!!

But...believe it or not, that's not really what I wuz trying 2 talk about here 2day. What I wanted 2 talk about iz this stupid fucking email dare game I am starting up! So far I only have one player, but thats all I need! It turns out that Kimmichaiay has agreed 2 partake in my madness this time! YAY! There's no fucking WAY this can turn N2 a bad time now, right? Fucking right!

So...just 2 spice shit up a bit, why don't I post the menu 4 the game and see if anyone else wants 2 play! If U do want 2 join in, just go ahead and send Ur proof pics 2 my email with the number/class (in other words, if Ur entry iz the third choice from the 100 point list U would make the subject line read 3/100 so I know what the fuck I am looking 4, k?)as Ur subject line. That way I will have some sort of heads up going in2 it, and that will make things easier 4 everybody I'm sure...anyway, here's the list -
25 point dares:

1) Take a pic at a public phone showing at least one FULL TIT (nipple and all).
2) Take a pic at one of those Scandia type picture booths
3) Take a pic of Urself masturbating in the video arcade of the adult book store.
4) Take pics of Urself flashing alongside the town limits sign.
5) Take pics of Urself flashing in the park (titty and upskirts)


50 point dares:

1) A pic of U pissing.
2) Pic of U flashing in supermarket with people in background.
3) Pic of U flashing in library with people in background.
4) Pic of U flashing in car.
5) Pic of U masturbating in back of a cab.

100 point dares:


1) A pictoral of U modelled after a famous lay-out.
2) Pic of U giving head.
3) Pic of U with either two guys or two girls.
4) Pic of U getting cum splashed on Ur tits or ass.
5) Pic of U masturbating on city bus (show penetration from dildo or vibrator and get 50 point bonus.)

250 point dares:

1) Pic of U recieving a facial.
2) Pic of U getting it in the ass.
3) Pic of U getting busy with a titty dancer.

4) Pic of U having sex in a movie theater.
5) Pic of U fucking some other bitch (show penetration from dildo or vibrator and get 50 point bonus).


500 point dares:

1) A pic of U sitting on one cock with one in each hand.
2) A pic of U doing a DP.
3) A pic of a stranger who U talked N2 showing her tits and or ass.
4) Pic of U shaving another bitch's pussy.
5) A pic of U getting nasty with a hooker.


1000 point dares:

1) A pic of U in a compromising position with any recognizable public figure.
2) A video of U fucking a total stranger off of CL or RB (at least 10 minues)
3)A pic of U having sex with someone who iz over 65.

4) A pic of U having sex with someone who iz under 25
5) A video of U fucking anyone from AMD.


So there U go...knock Urself out. Good luck and have fun! Send me the proof and I will keep records.

Kisses