Things I am Thankful 4
Of course #1 is Kimchatcha!!! ( I love U baby!)
My monster cock ( do U have any idea the upkeep on a giant chicken?)
That Tom and Katie are finally married (I really was getting tired of dodging her calls)
That there is no Star Wars Chapter Seven (Enough is enough already!)
That my wife is so understanding (I woulda left my dumb ass a long time ago)
That Stacy B is one of my Pahtnaz!!! (4am comes soooo early in the morning!)
That I work with a bunch of fuckheads (I'm really not as good as they make me look!)
That men are such fuckheads (I'm really not as good as they make me look!)
That I don't give a rat's ass about PS3 ($600 retail...are U fucking joking me?)
That decent computers are becoming affordable (ok, c'mon U pricks...invent some new shit I can't afford!)
That I married a Greek (fucking Greeks...need I say more?)
Happy Thanksgiving 2 all!!!
