BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I ROCK AND ROLLED...

And quite frankly, I've never done the stroll. It has also been a long time since I blogged, as I affectionately call it. Nevermind that the whole world calls it that as well. I don't care about them. Where we they when Uncle Albert killed himself and that poor old woman he was seeing...what was her name?...I want 2 say Gladys...anyway, he drove his '60 Buick off the levee into the fucking water...drunk off his ass...where the fuck was the world then? Probably off fucking my ex...

I went and visited this girl's blog the other day. It was interesting. She's a good fucking writer, I can tell U that. I found it entertaining 2 read her shit, anyway. Sometimes that's all we can ask 4. I'm going 2 be brutally honest here. I can do that, becuz if U are still reading this blog either I don't know U or Ur one of my good friends. Or someone who obviously escaped from some sort of custody. Or quite possibly is in need of some sort of intervention. Medication works wonders these daze, U know? My cuzin Filbert was crazy as a shit house rat 4 thirty years til them doctors in Witchita put him on Zoloft. Now he's head cashier over there at the Piggly Wiggly and U can't hardly tell the sonofabitch is a loony tune...

Until I am able 2 sucure myself another computer, it may be awhile until I can go back 2 blogging on a regular basis. But I will do what I can when I can. Same thing with the pics. I got some killer pics of both the gay parade and the Greg Khin concert, but I have 2 get the shit ready 2 be uplinked or cross-referenced or what the fuck ever I have 2 do 2 get them online. Uploaded. Yeah, that's it...uploaded. I need 2 get uploaded...cool...

I'm supposed 2 be headed 2 SaCRAPmento 2day. I overslept and missed my fucking train. I have to take my mother 2 see the new Johhny Depp movie. The woman is sick with it. It really sucks not having a car, let me tell U...

Oh yeah...I was going 2 say...I met some dude the other day that is supposedly going 2 try 2 hook me up with a P4 laptop. We shall see whether or not the motherfucker is serious here in a few minutes. I swear 2 god I never seen a place where more motherfuckers ac5t like they ain't trying 2 make some money than San Jose. I been trying 2 get this deal done 4 three goddamn daze! Throwing dead presidents at these niggas. Nobody wants my money. I don't get it. Sorry ass niggas...