Ok...Im not going to lie. I have been fucking itching to write something about this so-called occupation that has been sweeping over the nation. The problem I have been running into is I don’t know what to fucking write about! I don’t know if I should touch upon the overall stupidity of a protest that doesnt have any effect on those being protested against, or actually talk about the problem (which the protestors couldnt be any further from addressing, btw). The problem with talking about the problem is that its one hell of a problem. Im not sure if I can do it justice in one sitting. To start some shit like that and not finish it is definitely not being part of the solution, and if you’re not part of the solution? Yeah...you know the rest.
So, that leaves the protestors. Great. Where to begin with this fucking who-haw? Why don’t we begin with their math and go from there? They say that it’s all about the 1%. The 1% are evil and must be purged. Because we in the 99% are fucking hungry and homeless and pretty much fucked, so those 1% of Americans who actually do whatever the fuck it is that supposedly makes us Americans in the first place (i.e. work hard, save money, build a life for himself and his family, get a little spot for the mistress, ect...), should foot the bill for the 99% of lazy fuckers out there who don’t want to get up off of their asses and go to work. So the plan is for the 99% of no-job having deadbeats to sit around public parks and whatnot until the haves pony up for the have-nots. Great plan guys!
These protests are never going to work and I will tell you why. First of all, the protestors are pissed off at the wrong people. The 1% didnt do anything wrong. They’re just following the American dream. They also just so happen to be benefitting off of the evil of others, but hey - right time right place, you know? Besides, punishing them is a temporary fix at best, especially since they aren’t the real guilty parties here. Think about it....one percent of the US population is roughly three million souls. There is no fucking way 3,000,000 motherfuckers are runing shit. Its not even possible. It would be a logistical nightmare. And thats not even considering the security implications of keeping three million people to keep their fucking mouths shut about this whole goddamn fiasco, less the lid blow right off this fucking thing!!! Its impossible I tell you.
No...the real number is a lot closer to...I don’t know...eight? What is that? 1% of 1% of 1%? Im not going to name names (exxon mobile, haliburton industries, chevron, fannie mae, general motors, dupont chemical, bank of america), but I think we all know who Im talking about. These corporate conglomerates have been pulling strings in Washington and elsewhere since before there were strings to pull, and they aren’t about to give that up now! Not because a few no-job hippies have decided they would rather camp out in the park than take a shower! Especially since the biggest effect any of these occupations has had on anyone who could effect any actual change has been to have him direct his driver to avoid the park!
Somewhere sometime soon something is bound to break. Im betting it will be the will of the protestors. Before too much longer the majority of the majority will begin to understand the futility of their actions and wander off to find a tree to hug or something else equally as pointless. Their cause has no hope for any kind of cohesiveness as long as they cant even figure out who the right people to be pissed off at are. They are doomed by their own stupidity.
I don’t know if I got my point across or not. What do you think?
