Yeah yeah yeah...I know. I'm talking about the real Mc Coy here, though. Not just some alias I use so I can go whore around the Bay!!! Izn't that just fucking tipical of me, though? I actually get myself an alter ego and what the fuck do I do with it? Save lives...fight crime...feed the hungry? Nope...none of that shit. Instead, I felt I could better serve mankind by selling my ass. Speaking of which...I need 2 make some fucking money, so if U hear anything let me know! We starving up in this motherfucker here!
NASCAR has returned with a fucking ROAR! Last Sunday wuz the Daytona 500 and let me tell U what! That wuz one hell of a good fucking race! Keven Harvick made a last second push 2 the
front and beat Mark Martin by 0.02 seconds! It wuz fucking cool as hell! The end of the race came as hella motherfuckers were in the midst of crashing in turn four. I think its Clint Boyer, but I could be wrong about that. Anyway, whoever the fuck drives the Jack Daniels 07 Chevy finished the fucking race upside down and on fire! He actually crossed the finish line like that...upside down and on fire. Kinda like a fag on a playground...
Oh yeah...I actually got a letter from my cousin Karen yesterday! U remember her, don't U? She the one who moved away 2 Pennsylvania like thirty fucking years ago and I haven't really even talked 2 her since. Well, I started freaking out a little over seeing her when she wuz here 4 Grandma's funeral. Ok...started freaking out a lot. It wuz really kinda weird. Like I wuz trying 2 get at her or something, I don't know. So, anyway, I stressed on seeing her, then I stressed on not talking 2 her enough at the reception. Then she went back 2 her life and I went back 2 mine. Everything wuz humming along just fucking fine when I had 2 go upset the applecart and write the bitch. 4 some inexplicable reason I have decided I just cant go one more fucking day without these people knowing what a fucking idiot I am. I even sent her the link 2 my blogs page, which she thankfully declined 2 visit. It's not that I don't want her 2 read my shit, I just really don't feel like explaining 2 the Sisters McKowan why the fuck I am trying 2 entice my cousin on2 a fucking weird ass sex site. Although, it actually wouldn't be the first time a cousin of mine ended up on some weird fucking sex site, now would it?
Kimallyefaithful and I had such a good fucking time at the hotel the other night we are considering making it a monthly event. Not the E ticket thing, but the getting out of Dodge 4 a night thing. Plus...it will also enable us 2 get our freakalique on as well! As a matter of fact we are doing it again on March 13th and I an seriously looking 4 someone 2 do some of the camera work. I would imagine they would also get the opportunity 2 join us, should they desire 2 do so. U never can tell with these things, though. U mostly have 2 play it by ear and see how shit goes, y'know?
Well, fucking fucking fuck! I guess that's all I'm gonna blog about right now. This iz actually the third fucking time I have gotten this far writting this stupid fucking thing and I keep on doing something stupid that causes me 2 lose data. It fucking sucks cock. Each time I had 2 go back and begin anew. It never fucking fails, though, no matter how goddamned careful I am I still end up at square one. I can't figure it out.
OK...I totally fucking zoned out in the middle of the last paragraph. I have no clue what I wuz talking about! I suprised I didn't wake up and say, "TrimSpa, baby!" I think I need 2 just accept the fact that I am not going 2 be seeing Eric anytime soon and lay my fucking head 4 awhile. Fucking even if I do see him I should still saw some fucking logs. I have 2 go 2 fucking Big Lots and buy a new goddamned mouse sometime 2day also. This one has fucking had it.
I have been posting some nice fucking artwork on my other blog if U haven't been recently. I have been working with my friend Sxze from Wisconsin and Ladie Dark Starr from Michigan and we have been coming up wit some bomb ass pieces 2gether! 4 awhile it seemed like Noms wuz my only real model, but Barbi has definitley stepped up the compitition! She sent me a couple of pics of her and her boyfriend and they came out fucking TITS! She has even had a few people ask her about having me do thier pictures the same way. I don't know...I'm kinda on the fence on this one. On the one hand it duz mean more naked pictures in my mailbox, and that can't be so bad, can it? That iz, until U figure in the fact that I have just about done all I can do with this Neon thing I have been doing. Then it all seems a little redundant. All that having been said, if someone wants 2 pay me some fucking cash 2 make them one I am fairly certain I will get over my reluctance with a quickness!
I think that's it. I need 2 fucking lay down. I am full on hitting that spin cycle right now, boy! So either I need 2 pick it up or put it down...one or the fucking other! And since that really didn't make all that much fucking sense...I think I'm just gonna let it go at that!
