I swear 2 GOD!!!!

I am such a fucking dickhead sometimes. I'm not even really sure what that last fucking blog wuz about. Me letting off some sexual steam, I guess.

What I am afraid of (rightfully so, I might add...) iz that I am going 2 turn this N2 another forum 2 express my personal sexual fantasies like I did my journal. That would be fine if anybody gave a shit about what tickles my balls, but they don't. Why should they? I mean...c'mon already! Why not try saying something relatively intelligent instead? Fuck it...give it a try, anyway.

So, I am going 2 try and keep my hormones in check and leave off talking about big ass bootys and DD tits 4 awhile and try 2 focus on something a little more substantial 4 awhile. Don't worry...it duzn't mean that I don't want 2 blast my load all over Ur face or bury my my cock in Ur ass. Believe me...I still do.

I'm just keping it 2 myself 4 the time being iz all.

Title? We don't need no stinking title!!!

It really iz shit like this right here that pretty much just fucks me off. Cuz this iz definitely my fucking shit. A bitch stripping naked outside, in front of a fucking cross? Are U shitting me? I doubt that I could write that motherfucker any better than that right there!

I did spend the better part of my last blog complaining about not having anyone who wants 2 model 4 me. This iz some fucking bullshit. I don't wanna keep on bitching about it, though. Seems kinda whiny 2 me, U know? Especially since the reality of it iz that no one really gives a shit. Why would they, 4 Christ's sake?

I do have a friend who iz supposed 2 be hooking me up with some pics real soon. Supposedly...there's no telling if she iz really going 2 do it or not. I can only hope so...

Another friend of mine offered 2 let me take her pic and post it on here, but unfortunately I want 2 fuck her, so we all know where that iz heading, don't we?


I haven't really been doing all that much 2wards getting anyone 2 pose 4 me, anyway. The truth of the matter iz that I can't be fucking trusted. Not around a naked bitch, anyway! I don't have the kind of self control necessary 2 tell a bitch I'm not going 2 fuck her. Especially if I ever come across one willing 2 do this kind of shit! OMG - it'd be a fucking wrap!

I just realized I put these pics up backwards...so I had 2 go ahead and change them. Oh well...like anyone else iz going 2 notice that shit! But U see, don't U? U see how having 2 download all of my pictures iz fucking this thing up 4 all of us, right? I can't even keep my continuity straight! WTF???

SO...anyways, I am still hoping 2 get some original content as soon as humanly fucking possible. I have a couple of girls who have expressed an interest in doing it, plus I have a few ideas left up my sleeve yet. I think I can still pull it off. Most of the way, anyway...most of the way!

This right here iz a perfect fucking example of what can happen when guys don't have any fucking sports 2 watch on TV. They get 2gether, hang out 4 awhile, maybe have a beer or two and the next thing U fucking know it's a full blown suck and fuck fest! Men are such fucking pigs...I swear!

Are U fucking kidding me with this shit?

Okay...so I probably should have thought this though a little further, but I gave somebody I know the address 2 this fucking blog. Not just someone I know, mind U...but someone I have a sorta crush on. It's stupid, really, and my wife knows all about it, so it izn't like I'm trying 2 do some shit on the under (not that I have any reason 2 believe that this chick would be down 4 that, anyway...) this time. Emphasis on "this time". We all know how I can get.

But at the very least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not really trying 2 get in this ones pants. The truth of the matter iz that I don't think I stand a chance. Just a vibe I pick up from her. I mean...she's nice, but I think it iz more becuz she iz a nice person than cuz she likes me. In fact, I suspect that she iz N2 fellows of a darker persuasion that I. She would probably eat JD up 4 breakfast! I know he would her! And don't let this nigga find out she likes 2 suck cock. OMG...it would be a wrap! Cuz the woman I am talking about iz just the kind of female my nigga likes. Single, white mom who iz big in all the right ways, in all the right places! When I say ALL THE RIGHT PLACES...I really mean ALL THE RIGHT PLACES (not entirely unlike this lovely young lady 2 the left. Much nicer though...MUCH nicer!

My fucking reason 4 doing this, BTW, iz anything but noble. What I did wuz shoot her the addy of my art blog (http://ricksotherfknblog.blogspot.com), and ask her 2 go and take a look-see and se what she thinks about it. If she likes what she sees and iz interested...I would really like her 2 pose 4 me. I figure she iz gonna tell me 2 fuck off. I would. But, U never know...she may turn out 2 be interested in doing something tasteful. I mean...not all of my shit iz blatant pornography. In fact, most of the shit I post that iz pornographic, contrary 2 popular belief, iz just shit that I downloaded off of Goole images! I wish 2 fuck I could post my own fucking porn! Talk about a dream come fucking true (or iz it a dream coming true fucking? Hmm...hard 2 say on that one.)! But we all know what would happen if I started shooting my own porn. I'd start fucking the actors. I imagine that eventually it would just end up being me filming myself having sex with whoever the fuck iz down 2 be filmed (standing offer - email me if Ur interested!).That's why we are vigilant about not letting that kinda shit go down.At least not az long az I am still planning 2 stay married, that iz!

4 the record, I added these last two artsy numbers just 2 emphasize the point that not all artistic nudes have 2 be shot B&W. There iz a such a thing az non-porno color nudes. Az rare of a thing az that may actually be, it duz fucking happen. So, back the fuck off! Just cuz I dig porn, that duzn't have 2 make me some kind of degenerate fuck.

But, honestly...I really don't see this girl being the type that would go 4 this kinda shit. She seems way 2 Suzie Homemaker 2 be freaky enough 2 try this. The truth of the matter iz that it takes a particular kind of individual 2 get N2 this type of behavior (Noms...Barbie...Suzy - sit the fuck down, bitches! We know that U know and anybody else paying attention really ought 2 fucking know...U know?), and, quite frankly, those girls are few and far between. I wish it weren't the case, but it iz. If I had my druthers every fucking woman on the planet would secretly crave this kind of attention, and B4 long every one of them will come 2 me seeking relief. Motherfuckers would start calling me "Scratch", cuz I could reach all those out of the way places no one else iz able 2 reach! Come on, baby...lemme scratch that itch!!!

Speaking hypothetically 4 a second, if 4 whateverMG - I don't know how I would react if I ever met someone who wuz actually N2 this shit! I did meet that one chick off of craigslist, but I never actually met her in person (Why? Becuz I like being married 2 Kimpirestrikesback, and the fastest way 2 lose a Greek wife iz by meeting some black chick off of the computer in the real world. Especially if that same black chick iz interested in making a porno movie with U. It tends 2 cause a problem where there really duzn't need 2 be one, U know? Losing the Trojan War ranks right up there at second, though...). I kinda sorta thought I had a candidate in LoriXXX, but that didn't seem 2 want 2 work out, either. It sucks. I actually had a quasi-candidate in whori, but I had 2 go and fuck her (well...not quite. But it wuz close enough that the difference didn't much matter 2 my woman. I may as well have 4 all the grief I caused both her and myself.) and fuck that all up. That iz actualy my whole point...sort of.

That's not actually true. My point wuz - 4 whatever it iz worth - that I never meet the kinds of girls who do go 4 this sort of thing, so I have no expectation of that girl turning out 2 be one. It would be WONDERFUL if she did, but let's be fucking realistic here. Sheiz going 2 log on and start reading this fucking insane fucking SHIT I have been writing and probably never fucking talk 2 me again. That's whats gonna fucking happen...U watch and see. I can fucking feel it...


Which begs 2 ask the question - if I fucking knew the bitch wuzn't going 2 be N2 it, then why expose myself by giving her the address 2 begin with? Seems kinda fucking silly 2 me. What could possibly be gained by me exposing my deep-seeded lust 4 this woman? OK - let's go ahead and stop right there 4 a moment, shall we? First of all, my lust 4 this particular woman should come as no fucking surprise 2 anyone who has both met me and seen her. No surprise whatsofuckingever, folks, so I am really not telling on myself, as much as it may seem like i am. That having been said, I really don't think that the girl knows about it. But, honestly...what difference duz that make? Thats right...none.