I believe I may have mislead U fine people...

When I implied that I am exclusively a fucking titty man. Oh, don't get me wrong, yo...I do be loving me some mammaries! All shapes and sizes...I don't even give a fuck! I will love me up some fucking titties every chance I get.

But that's not 2 imply I don't appreciate a nice fucking ass whenever I see one (or fucking a nice ass...depending upon Ur timing, really...). I can seriously dig a bitch with a nice, big ass. Especially if that bitch iz trying 2 give me some of it! Let it be a bitch who duzn't mind having a cock in her ass and GODDAMN, boy! We talkin about a serious party up in this piece then, my niggas! Cuz Lord knows there are very few things I would rather be doing than fucking someone in the ass. But I dig ass enough that I still play with Barbies and shit...but don't U know I ONLY play with the dolls with ASS!!!

Believe it or not, the last bitch I dated liked it in the ass. At first, it wuz a HUGE turn-on, but then it got kinda old hella fast. Hella faster than I woulda thought it wuz going 2, anyway. It actually got 2 the point where I wuzn't even wanting 2 fuck that bitch's booty at all. Thaat's not saying I wouldn't do it anyway, though. A motherfucker has 2 take advantage of whatever opportunities that life tosses his way! Who knows when the next time a bitch iz gonna let me bang that booty iz? It could be 2morrow...or it could be motherfucking NEVER! That means if U have a motherfucker bent over in front of U asking 4 it? Yeah...Ur most likely gonna fuck. I'm most likely gonna fuck, anyway!

But I do like looking at a big old ass while I am hitting it from behind (who the fuck duzn't like that?), and I try 2 do that very fucking thing every chance I get. But, in all honesty, I have been behind a lot of behinds over the years, and this one right here iz one of my all-time favorites!

But like I said B4...there really izn't a bad piece of ass out there! I'll fuck just about anyone in the ass, assuming U haven't fucking gone and scared a motherfucker away and shit! I ain't fucking playing when it comes 2 this subject...I am dead fucking serious. I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BOOTY, but 4 some strange reason nobody ever truly understands that that shit gets old if it iz just readily available and shit!

But, of all the ass out there this one right here iz my fucking FAVORITE! And that's whether I happen 2 be tapping that ass or not...I don't give a fuck! Either way any way this iz the finest booty I fuck with!