One time I wuz in Nairobi licking this broad's pussy when I rear-ended a 1968 VW Mini Bus. Well, as it turned out that particular Mini Bus wuz carrying performers from Pablo Garcia's Circus of the Former Stars (featuring Willie Ames, Fred (rerun) Berry and Doris Roberts) and apparently business wuz OK cuz all these fucking clowns came rolling out of the van like coconuts, drunk as all hell and cussing me out in Mexican. The tallest one ( he stood maybe 5'2" ) took a long pull off of the bottle of Metzcal he was carrying, handed it 2 one of his clown buddies and came a running at me full speed! So I stepped 2 the side and watched with semi-amusement as he tumbled down the 75 foot embankment I wuz standing in front of at the time. Not 2 be outdone by his companion, the other guy finished off the bottle and started 2wards me. He made it about a quarter of the way, let out a whoop and sat down indian-style there in the road. I wuz gonna ask him wuz he all right, but I don't speak Mexican and even if I did right about then he grabs his belly, groans really load and flops over N2 the fetal position. That's when the pick-up truck carrying the circus animals (4 dogs, two pigs and a chicken) and thier trainer (also the driver and Pablo's cousin by marriage) comes speeding around the corner and runs the second clown over! I mean, he didn't even stop after dragging that poor son-of-a-bitch 30 or so feet down the road! Then this fat broad comes running out of the van, screaming at me and holding this long goddamn stick. She stands about 14 feet away and starts trying 2 poke me with this fucking stick she has, but I'm not having any of that And I keep slapping it away, right? Well, righht about then she stuck me good right under my rib cage, and I grabbed at the stick, and the both of us went tumbling down the embankment 2gether. There I wuz lying on top of this fat Mexican bitch, sliding down some stupid embankment 2wards my untimely demise when I remembered my boy who moved 2 Idaho wuz back 4 a visit and he turned me on 2 a shitload of mushrooms yesterday. I've never even been 2 Africa. That meant I might just be trippin out, and not in any real danger. Then I noticed the fat girl and I had stopped sliding. Then I noticed the fat girl wasn't a fat girl anymore. The fat girl wuz now a Samoan guy with big tits and a peg leg. That's when a rabbit climbed out from under the Samoan guy's hat (which he hadn't been wearing at all not two seconds ago) and asked me which way the bus stop wuz. I pointed 2 the right, and the rabbit thanked me, hopping off 2 the left. I never saw the rabbit again, and I don't take mushrooms anymore.
OK...honestly, I'm not rying 2 make fun of anyone here (yeah right, believe that why don't ya!!), but this is just so fucking wierd I had 2 write about it. Do U see this picture on top here? Do U want 2 know what it is a picture of? It is a picture of a 3rd nipple this girl I know has! Isn't that fucking trippy?
Lastly (but certainly not leastly), those with an interest in such things may want 2 check out RicksotherfknBlog. I just posted some new shit on there and some of it is kinda tasty. Speaking of tasty, I really gotta get back 2 licking some broad's pussy. Any volunteers?
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