In Pleasanton AGAIN???

I'm here 2 tell U...it sucks now that my camera is broken. I don't even feel like blogging if I can't have zee pics! What's a poor fiend 2 do?

The good news is that CLASSIFIED called me today and said he has a Fuji digital camera for me. He said he wanted $50 for it, but I'm going 2 try 2 talk him down 2 like $25 or $30. I needs me a player price, yo!

Ok...the weirdest shit in the world happened recently...let me see if I can tell it. First of all, CLASSIFIED was over here talking a gang of shit the way he always does and CLASSIFIED decided she was going 2 see if he was serious or full of shit. So, 2 test him she made up this shit about being voted into "The House of Pain". She's running full on drag right there in front of him. It was beautiful!

So what does this idiot do? He picks up the ball and just runs away with it is what he does! He starts going on and on about the "HOP parties" and then gets around 2 telling CLASSIFIED that she has been voted "HOP Queen" by him and the other 15 members of HOP. He never really has been clear on exactly how that works, though.

So we had big fun with that for a week or so, letting CLASSIFIED just keep getting deeper and deeper into his own bullshit. It was hilarious! Eventually he gets around 2 telling her that he and the other 15 members of HOP (as we now refer 2 it!) had voted CLASSIFIED as HOP Queen!

So yesterday, just for shits and giggles CLASSIFIED decides 2 go onto the House of Pain forum and see whats what. That's when she sees this posting announcing the naming of the new HOP Queen. No shit. Wait...it gets better. So then she clicks onto the discussion and finds out that the new HOP Queen is MY FUCKING CLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED!!! I couldn't believe my fucking eyes! But there she was in all her glory...and more! Here's the kicker though...she's been escorting for like 4 fucking years! NOBODY knows...LOL!

So I called her and she came over 2 the room and hung out a bit. It was very cool. Strange, but cool. I look forward 2 hanging out with her more often.



(ok ok so maybe I am a little bit irritable right now. I'm willing 2 admit that. Mostly it's becuz I need 2 close my eyes for a few minutes and then hopeully my headache will be gone.)