Again with the no pictures?

Yeah, I know it sux, but what can U do? Supposedly CLASSIFIED had got me a new digital camera, but by the time I got 2 Sacrapmento (the NEXT day) my man had done sold it...for $60...(Good thing 2 cuz I didn't have the $30 I was finna offer!)...but that's all right...I ain't gonna hold it against a motherfucker...I'da done it 2...but now his mom and his sister are gonna have 2 move, that goes without saying.

So I was in Sacrapmento yesterday and the day before...I gotta get a fucking vehicle...I need a job first, me thinks...I'm supposed 2 take over the rent on a $1500 a month duplex in CLASSIFIED and I don't even have a REAL JOB? I don't think so...

Instead I'm sitting here smoking CLASSIFIED (which BTW does absolutely nothing 2 motivate U beyond smoking more CLASSIFIED) and blogging with no pictures 2 post. Ahhh...that's not entirely true...I could use CLASSIFIED's camera, but I need my own shit. It's a man thing maybe, I don't know...Don't get it twisted now I'l use a bitch's shit if I ain't got one...I ain't stupid...U got me fucked up...

EXERPT FROM UNDERGROUND RADIO INTERVIEW FEB 2004

Q: What do U think about bird flu?
A: Bird flu? I want 2 talk about who's been fucking these chickens, that's what I want 2 know. That shit's disgusting. Something needs 2 be done.

Q: What is your position on interracial relations?
A: My position is now and always has been doggy style, and any one of my lovely aides can back that up...heheheh...I said back that up...heh...U know...talking 'bout her big ol...U listenin' boy?

Q: What about the legalization of marijuana?
A: Why? What have U heard?

Q: Nothing really. Certainly nothing 2 get all worked up about.
A: I'M NOT PARANOID! I KNOW THEY LIVE UNDER THE PORCH! I've seen them...

Q: Seen what?
A: What's that?

Q: What did U see?
A: What in the devil are U talking about man?

Q: No, U were saying...nevermind...it doesn't matter.
A: Neverminding...is cobalt really blue, cuz I don't think it is. My cousin Gerald says it is, but he's a pedophile, so I don't talk 2 him anymore. Not cuz of the kids thing but cuz he owes me 35 dollars on some bunk dope he sold me on New Year's. Fuck that shit...New Year's only comes twice a year, right? Once at the beginning and once at the end...or something like that.


Okay...so there I am sitting in this 1971 VW Bug...me and this chick...I believe her name was Stephanie...and her illegal immigrant boyfriend Javier...but Javier wasn't illegal from Mexico...no, Javier was from Argentina...He was as white as U or me...couldn't even tell he was a wetback...'cept his name was Javier and all he spoke was Spanish...well, I've been teaching him some shit like, "Nobody move! This is a robbery!" and he's almost got "Anybody moves I shoot them in the fucking face!" down pat...So there I am with Sandra and Javier in this fucking VW getting high on some fucking GOOD SHIT we picked up from B, when who pulls up but my goddamned sister Angela..."What the fuck U think Ur doing, Eric?", the little bitch says 2 me. "None of Ur fucking business, U fucking little bitch! Get the fuck away from me!" I shrieked back at her with the rig still hanging from my arm. I knew she saw it, but I was beyond the point of giving a shit. "I'm going 2 tell Mom!" She shouted at me as she rode off down the hill and I slipped off into unconsciousness...


I'm sitting here in the dark watching U sleep. I love the way the blanket moves up and down as U breathe. I love the way the moonlight cascades through the window and illuminates your golden blonde hair...wait a minute...Ur not blonde...not even close...this isn't U...fuck! This isn't even my apartment! What the fuck? I gotta quit fucking smoking CLASSIFIED!

So there I was watching tv in the South Bay when in the South Bay there was a fucking earthquake! I swear 2 god...but don't take my word for it, U distrustful sonsabitches...

http://quake.usgs.gov/waveforms/helicorder/JSB_VDZ_NC_--_00_22221212.html

Go there then talk Ur shit, U fucking...Well anyways I should tell U I ain't never felt one of these supposed tremblers...and guess what? I didn't feel this one neither, which leads me 2 one inescapable conclusion...I am immune 2 earthquakes! That means all they have 2 do is make a vaccine out of the antibodies in my blood and earthquakes everywhere will be irradicated! Oh what a simply glorious day!!!!

(I know I know...I don't really have anything formative here 2 say...I was actually going 2 play Splinter Cell but something got me fucked up and I ended up online so I figured fuck it...why not blog? I am totally unprepared for this and I considered skipping it,,,but hasn't this become our thing now? Isn't it somehow special...doesn't it define our love?...No?...I don't think so either...Uh-huh...I just wanted 2 see what U were gonna say is all...I knew U were gonna say that cuz U are a boogerhead...are 2.., are 2...are 2)