Here I Go Again and Again and Again...

I really think that my blog lacks direction. I mean, I want it 2 be more than just some web page where I post my favorite porn pics that I have downloaded off of the internet, U know? I want it 2 have some substance...some bite...something that keeps motherfuckers coming back 4 more.

It seems 2 me that I have been posting the same fucking blog over and over again, and I 4 one am getting a little tired of it! How hard iz it 2 b entertaining? If fucking Carottop can make a living doing it, what duz that really say about my stupid little web page?

I want 2 be doing something more with this forum than I have been up until now. I want 2 branch out N2 real journalism. But i don't want 2 cover the same old bullshit stories that everyone else iz doing. I want 2 be fresh. I want 2 be new. I want 2 be 2day!

I want 2 get out of SaCRAPmento and spread my fucking wings a little. I want 2 escape all the petty bullshit and go somewhere where there iz a more pleasant atmosphere. Someplace with a little less drama and a lot more chicks (good luck with that one there, Chief...) would be absolutely perfect! The problem iz...where the fuck am I suppose 2 find this mysterious spot?

Speaking of mysterious spots, I almost ended up in one earlier this week. I wuz considering going 2 meet this chick I had talked 2 a little bit on AMD, but I decided that the risk 2 my marraige wuz just 2 high 4 me 2 go fucking around like some idiot with nothing 2 lose. My bitch iz gonna leave if she catches me doing that shit again, and one way or another she always catches me.

So, I didn't go bang the horny blonde I met online last week. Izn't that special? Aren't U proud of me? Didn't I do exactly the right thing, here? Then how come I feel like shit over this? Why do people do anything that they do? Take this bitch on the right, 4 instance! WTF could possibly convince her that cramming a bunch of fucking carrots up her ass iz a good idea? And how the hell did she do it 2 begin with? Wuz it one carrot at a time until she could handle more, or did she just go 4 fucking broke and shove them all up the yoop yoop at once?

But here's my problem of the moment. I'm WAYYY super fucking horny right now and Kimzilla and I are fighting AGAIN. I'm so sick of this fucking shit, I swear 2 God! She knows what I am doing (nothing) and who I am doing it with (no one), and she still gets fucking attitude with me. At the moment she iz pissed off becuz I have been blogging 2 much. Can U believe this shit? Blogging 2 fucking much? Ur fucking joking me, right?

No...I'm afraid I'm not joking. It really makes me feel like I should have gone on and met up with Blondie just 2 see what she wuz talking about (like I don't already know...). It kinda makes me wanna go call her now...