Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me...

OK - since I know U are all thinking it anyway, I'm just going 2 go ahead and say it. I'm a motherfucking pimp! I gots bitches from all over the fucking WORLD sending me pictures of themselves, nigga! Matter of fact...I probably got Ur girl sending me pictures. What now? Whatcha gonna do?

The reason 4 my tirade this morning iz simple enough. This morning I got my fourth model 2 agree 2 pose 4 my page! That makes four fucking months in the bag, Boss! That works out 2 a full third of the year! Far fucking out! And that wuz without even having 2 use any of my bailout models. My bailout models being any of the lovely escorts with whom I occasionally share my company. Even still, I am pretty sure I can get at least one or two of them 2 do it anyway.

The girls who have agreed in principle 2 do layouts are all great sports 4 doing this. It izn't like I offered 2 pay them anything (although I did make promises about a t-shirt. I should probably look N2 getting those made or making the damn things myself or whatever it iz I am going 2 end up doing. U know...B4 it becomes an issue. Last thing I need iz a bunch of halfr naked bitches banging at my frony door...hold on...I may want 2 rethink that.

So, I guess U can call this a little preview if U want. Just a little something 2 let U know what's coming!!!