I ripped this picture off of Google. It pretty much sums up how I feel lately. I need 2 get my ass back 2 the Bay Area so I can make me some money. Cuz I damned sure ain't making shit here in SaCRAPmento!
So, yeah...I liked the movie Bewitched. I watched it 2nite with Kimkussion and my sister and Todd. It wuz actually the second time I saw it. I watched it like three months ago all by myself in a hotel room in Pleasanton while
smoking crack. Turns out it really wuz better on crack. There really ain't a whole hell of a lot U can say that about, is there?4 a minute I thought it might overtake Josie & The Pussycats as my all-time favorite bad movie...not a chance. I love this fucking film. I'm not even embarassed 2 admit it I like it so much. Wow, that's fucking pathetic. If U ever wanna try a fun drinking game, go get Urself a bottle of ouzo and a copy of Josie. Put the movie on
and take a shot everytime U see product placement. I promise U...hammered B4 the credits are finished. Don't believe me? Good...go on and try it 4 Urself and be sure 2 let me know how that works out 4 U...Q: How many tweekers does it take 2 change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, right! Like fiends pay the SMUD bill. U know the lights got cut off, and some industrious fiend (yes Fucking James...I do mean U!) has made a piso out of the burnt out light bulb. Actually...there wuz probably nothing wrong with the light 2 begin with...the fiends probably just needed a piso and couldn't find a fucking torch or an air freshener or anything else besides the fastest way 2 get on my nerves...
THE LOWDOWN FROM DOWN 'ROUN
I've been working on reformatting my blog lately. I got my other blog done, but my pNk page still needs some work. I'll get 2 it soon though, I promise. Just be sure 2 keep checking back in the coming weeks. U never know...U might even end up getting posted on the motherfucker if U ain't careful!
We are supposed 2 be going back 2 San Jose with Ricco and Patrice. Don't know how that's going 2 play out with Alex trying 2 fuck up the kool-aid, but who knows? Maybe I will make it back this time. Stranger things have happened. I made it here 2 SaCRAPmento so I could take Mom 2 see Johnny Depp in the newest Pirate movie, didn't I? Didn't know I wuz gonna get stuck, though...
BTW, bitches...as of the publishing of this page, The Giants are 1 1/2 games behind San Diego 4 the wild card spot and 3 games out of 1st place behind LA with like 21 games left 2 play. I'm telling U right now...I got a feeling. This year is the fucking year they go all the way. World Series, baby! Matter of fact...I think U should put some money on it. Take 2morrow off of work, drive up 2 Tahoe and place a bet on it. When U win send me half the cash OR ELSE SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
So, here's the latest. I guess Alex and Jessica have run away 2gether. Except I'm looking at these two bitches asleep on my Mom's floor right now, so I'm thinking they ain't running all that fucking hard. I'm just trying 2 hang back and let Kimkiminykimkiminykimkimkeroo handle it as best she can. Trust me...I get up in this bullshit and it's gonna be ALL BAD! Motherfuckers will be wishing they had run away 4 reals...I put that shit on everything!
I've been working on reformatting my blog lately. I got my other blog done, but my pNk page still needs some work. I'll get 2 it soon though, I promise. Just be sure 2 keep checking back in the coming weeks. U never know...U might even end up getting posted on the motherfucker if U ain't careful!
We are supposed 2 be going back 2 San Jose with Ricco and Patrice. Don't know how that's going 2 play out with Alex trying 2 fuck up the kool-aid, but who knows? Maybe I will make it back this time. Stranger things have happened. I made it here 2 SaCRAPmento so I could take Mom 2 see Johnny Depp in the newest Pirate movie, didn't I? Didn't know I wuz gonna get stuck, though...
BTW, bitches...as of the publishing of this page, The Giants are 1 1/2 games behind San Diego 4 the wild card spot and 3 games out of 1st place behind LA with like 21 games left 2 play. I'm telling U right now...I got a feeling. This year is the fucking year they go all the way. World Series, baby! Matter of fact...I think U should put some money on it. Take 2morrow off of work, drive up 2 Tahoe and place a bet on it. When U win send me half the cash OR ELSE SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
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