Okay...So I finally made it 2 the ocean. (Sprinkled throughout this posting will be pictures of motherfuckers who really should check the mirror before heading out 2 the beach!) I didn't have as much fun as I was hoping...however I did have a fucking BLAST...so I don't know...

CLASSIFIED is trying 2 get me 2 set up one of her friends as an escort on a website a few of my other friends occasionally post ads on. She wants me 2 do this for free. No...actually, she said she wanted 2 keep her for a few days, then send her my way for a small finder's fee. U gotta be shitting me right? She obviously does not understand the ENORMOUS workload involved with setting one of these enterprises up! Either that or my friend has started smoking that crack, and I'm afraid hubbahead is just not a good look for her. Why the fuck would I want 2 do all that fucking work, and then pay out? U must be out your damn mind. However, because I am a business man and that's what this is...business...I will offer my services for the small fee of $250 for the setup, and $40 a day 2 keep it up. But they gots 2 work with me here. I need pics of this bitch...I need 2 know her limits...I need 2 know she ain't gonna end up dead somewhere...no...I don't really need 2 know that. I don't even know this girl, really. What the fuck do I care?


(I know I usually write this portion 2 U, regardless of whether or not U ever read it...hell, whether or not U read it is really inconsequential...what matters (2 me anyways) is that i write it! Becuz in doing so I manage 2 forever rid myself of the U didn't tell me that conversation. All I have 2 do is write it here and I'm good 2 go! It's not like anyone's ever going 2 tell U! That would require that someone read this bullshit, and U won't even do that and U are my biggest fan!!! It's all rather comical, if U think about it. I have to go now. I'm thinking I might need 2 see someone about this...this and the herpes. Not my herpes...no no...just...herpes in general...U know, cuz I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge...especially about STDs I don't have...Really...I swear...MO-O-O-OM!)