Another one of those daze...

I got hollered at 4 posting those pictures of Kari and Destiny on my blog the other day. This bitch wuz actually acting like I really wuz going remove those pics! She must be new here, cuz otherwise she'd already be knowing that I don't give up that dirt once I gots it on ya!!

Besides, I really am of the opinion that if U want me 2 remove something I've already  posted, then U had best have something ready 4 me 2 replace it with. U can't just tell me 2 take that shit off my blog. WTF am I supposed 2 do with the space that wuz once occupied with Ur pics? Post pics of myself jerking off?

I certainly think there have been more than enough of those up on the internet 2 last a lifetime already, so I see no real need 2 post anymore of them. Between CraigsList, sfredbook and whatever freak site I happened 2 have both joined and filled out my profile 4, there really are enough pics of my cock on the internet 2 fucking saturate the curiosity of anyone willing 2 actually go looking 4 them.

But the idea of somebody looking at my picture and jerking off (the way I have been known 2 do a time or two over some bitch I dl'd off the WWW) iz completely alien 2 me. How can I say nobody ever tossed on off on my head shot? That's a completely ludicrous statement. How the fuck am I supposed 2 know some shit like that? Would it surprise me 2 find out someone has? Sure it would. Iz it ever going 2 happen? Assuming that I can manage 2 stay out of prison, I would have 2 say probably not.

I wuz actually pretty fucking good at jerking off when I wuz a younger fellow. I even entertained thoughts of going pro 4 awhile...I wuz that good at it. I played with my pecker constantly. Not a minute went by that I didn't have my hand in my crotch, massaging my dick...U know...practicing?

I can remember daze when I would be going at it 4 hours on end, never allowing myself that sweet release until absolutely necessary. Then, once it did come, it would shoot across the fucking room! The shit would literally shoot like eight 2 ten feet across the fucking room! I thought I wuz a fucking RainBird sprinkler or something. I would have been all the fucking rage in gay porn, I must say.

But that's the thing right there. Sure...I could have made a little scratch making gay porn, but when I wuz young enough 2 actually do such a thing I wuzn't mentally able 2 get my head around the idea of homosexual sex...let alone filming it! I couldn't allow myself anywhere around that fucking scene! I wuz like a homophobe on Human Growth Hormones. I couldn't allow myself 2 be spotted hanging out with a bunch of fags! If someone were 2 recognize me? HOLY SHIT!

But az I got older my views on such things mellowed quite a bit. I am not only not really bothered by queers, the argument could be made that I am one of them. 4 $200 U can see what I am talking about. 

And I think I have already said more than enough!