Liquor up front...poker in the rear

So, I've been playing a lot of online poker lately (not really sure what that image has 2 do with poker, but what the hell!). It turns out that I really kind of suck at it. It's nothing like playing with a deck of cards. I mean, every now and again I get lucky, but that don't mean shit. Now, my brother-in-law? That motherfucker is actually pretty good at it. If he could do with real money what he does with play money we could all retire. Of course, the first time he dropped 400,000 dollars in two fucking daze Rachel would have his nuts, but that's beside the point, which I seem 2 have 4gotten anyway, so fuck it...

I have really been wanting 2 do a series of nude photos. I wuz thinking I wanted 2 do a set of playing cards, but I'm not so sure. Seems like a rather large undertaking 2 me. It would have 2 be either 53 girls once, 13 girls 4 times plus one more or 4 girls 13 times plus one more. I would most likely want 2 go with 53 girls one time, knowing myself the way I do. Something tells me it'll be a hard sell either way...

Here's another pic I found on the net I wanted 2 share with y'all. It really is hard 2 believe the talent U can find on the internet, ain't it?

This last pic is an idea I've been batting around 4 a minute. I may decide 2 do something with this...I don't know 4 sure yet...