What a trip




Turns out that in between trying 2 seduce Lori, dodge Kymmi and hide from Corina, I somehow managed 2 find the time 2 meet a Russian bitch! This izn't a picture of her, but she wuz a cute little motherfucker, let me tell U. I'm considering asking her 2 teach me some Russian phrases...um...no good can come from this, but it sure duz seem like fun!






I still seriously intend 2 get a picture of Lori that iz TOTALLY innappropriate and post it on here. I want her taking a shower, or sunbathing or some damned thing!

I think it iz fucking hilarious that I am having such a hard time getting one chick 2 pose 4 me! If this bitch only knew how many other women have been PLEASED AS PUNCH 2 show up on my blog naked. Hell...naked and pissing, 4 that matter! Whatever U got...we can take it, yo!

U see...I am ok with the fact that I am a weirdo. I am assuming most of U are ok with it 2, cuz why the hell else would U still be reading this garbage otherwise? Unless...U are doing it 4 the tits! God knows I am. In fact, it would mean so very much 2 me if U would send me a shot of Ur own! Just shoot Ur titty or ass flash pic 2 my email and I will post whichever ones I get right here! Oh, boy...that really sounds like fun! How iz it possible that I can be so honest and so fucking full of shit at the same fucking time? What a fucking dichotomy, huh?

And this just proves I will take any kind of titty U have 4 me, but make no mistake. This iz an actual attempt at seducing that fucking bitch. I want in her panties so bad I can taste it...yum! I have also got two other hotties I know in my sights, and I am actually attempting some shit with these women...

The first iz a red-hot redhead from Michigan that makes me want 2 scream, and the other iz this fucking bitch who lives in Florida and still manages 2 drive me crazy on a regular basis. If she ever dumps that Italian sausage she's been shacking up with I really could go spend a week or two with her...a week or two all up in her business, so 2 speak!
I guess thats all. Come get some, girlies!

2 comments:

  1. You should meet Ladie in person. A dol that is absolutely gorgeous. Pictures do not do her justice. And, to think, I would have shared the pictures of her and that beer bottle but, no, you had to go and forget all about me...

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  2. Well DAMN dick, didn't realize you were THAT obsessed with me. I think I kinda like it ;)
    You did miss out though, the bottle shot are pretty great.

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