I chatted with my 22 yo hottie that lives in MI earlier 4 the first time in I don't know how long. She told me that she may be pregnant. I know it's fucking ridiculous, but I am really not wanting this bitch 2 be knocked up! Especially when I ask her who the guy iz and she tells me, "Oh...some guy from Va." Are U fucking with me here? Iz that what's been going on, cuz it really would explain so much shit I can't begin 2 list all of it here. 
So, yeah...I guess what all of this really boils down 2 iz I am
fucking jealous of some dickhead from Virginia over a bitch from Michigan that I have never fucking met. OMG I am so freaking pathetic. I really have become one of those guys, haven't I? One of those freaky, old internet perverts who use myspace 2 lure little girls N2 inappropriate situations 4 the purpose of taking advantage of their naivete 2 fulfill some sick personal fantasy. Yeah...that pretty much sums it up. U want RickmthafknJones in a nutshell? Well, there U go, buddy.So...um...yeah. I have a crush on some chick I don't even know. I'm sick with it. U see those two pictures right there? I am the inspiration 4 them. At least...that's what my overinflated ego tells me. Reality may or may not be similar in substance 2 my perception of it, BTW.
I don't even question the fact that I have a HUGE fucking crush on this poor girl, and that in of itself may be some cause 4 alarm. I mean, come on already...I don't even want anymore kids! Why the fuck would I want 2 go through that HELL all over again when I finally managed 2 get out alive?
OK - so we have established that this lovely 
creature may be knocked up (she izn't, but we are just playing along with her craziness at the moment. Just go with it...) and that on some level I wish I were her baby daddy. My question iz this: iz that becuz I wouldn't mind fathering her child or becuz I am really just interested in tapping that ass? Becuz I am willing 2 admit that it has been a few moons since I last fucked a 22 year old. I remember it wuz a pleasant experience - one that I wouldn't mind doing again...especially if this iz the 22yo in question!U see...beyond being really intelligent and super nice (not 2 mention her being an utterly
FANTASTIC mom already!), I happen 2 think that this woman iz drop dead fucking gorgeous! There aren't that many women that can make me want 2 jack-off immediately, but this here iz one of them. But, besides all of that bullshit - all of the unnecessary sexual crap we tend 2 get caught up in - this iz a woman whom I fucking really like! Honestly...who woulda thunk it?4 instance...I despise talking on the telephone. I feel so much more com4table texting or e-mailing someone over actually talking 2
them. Probably becuz I am a pussy (U are what U eat, after all...) when push comes 2 shove. My fear of success raises its ugly head and squashes whatever chances I may have - or so I have come 2 believe. With this one that really duzn't hold true. I don't mind so much talking 2 her on the phone. In fact, I kinda look 4ward 2 it. I don't know if it iz her beauty, her insanity or her
willingness 2 do pretty much anything I ask her 2, but 4 some reason this one iz different. I really fucking like her!SO, fuck it...I'll admit that I got jealous a little bit over her banging the clown from Va. Not becuz I want her 2 remain celibate or anything like that. Actually, I'd prefer that she videotape herself fucking and send it 2 me, but that iz a subject 4 another blog altogether. Let's try 2 stay on point here, goddamnit! So I got a little peeved over Va. boy (I'll bet he has a short dick. These guys ALWAYS turn out 2 have short dicks. I don't really know why...) fucking my bitch, and want 2 figure out some way 2 prevent it from happening again. I honestly don't mind her getting laid, but that clown iz out of the fucking car. Fuck him...he's about 2 get on my last nerve anyways...
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