I honestly don't know what the fucking deal is with me. I'm sure that the shard that Stacy B fed me earlier has absolutely nothing 2 do with my still being awake. FUCK!!!
The only good news is that I will be off work at Noon. I have 2 admit...that shit is pretty sweet. All these other losers are just heading 2 work or taking off 4 lunch when my narrow ass is already done with it. Yep...pretty sweet...
Ok, that's all I'm gonna do right now.
It just so happens...
That I am drunk as hell. Kimmunicator took me down 2 the school down the street and took care of my problem. Right after we 
finished...5-oh drove by. I don't think anyone called them,cuz they didn't stop. However, please do not gloss over the big news here...SHE FIXED THE PROBLEM! Now...all I have 2 do is keep my pecker in my pants and I should be OK. Right? Right!
finished...5-oh drove by. I don't think anyone called them,cuz they didn't stop. However, please do not gloss over the big news here...SHE FIXED THE PROBLEM! Now...all I have 2 do is keep my pecker in my pants and I should be OK. Right? Right! Ok...I'll admit it...I'm piss drunk right now. Sure...so what? I'm an adult...right? So, sure I can drink a half pint if I wanna...right? Damn straight!
So...besides the new job, the buzz and the hard-on there's really nothing new 2 talk about! I am the most boring motherfucker who ever walked the planet...I swear! I am holding a little shit from the BEE, but my dumb ass needs 2 be at work come 6am. Not on my way 2 work. Not dreaming that In wuz at work. Nope...I need 2 be at motherfucking work come 6am. The flip-side of that coin is that come Noon (that means lunchtime, niggaz)...my ass will be off of work and have a day off! How the fuck about that?
I really need 2 smoke some pot. I don't want 2 seem like a dope fiend...but, I am a dope fiend! At this particular moment I happen 2 be fiending 4 some weed. I hate it whenever I fiend 4 weed (which I fiend 4 more than anything else, BTW), cuz I really, really fiend 4 the shit. I smoked crack 9 months back in the fucking 80's (back when the crack still had cocaine in it!) and NEVER did I fiend 4 that shit the way I do ONE FREAKING FUCKING BOWL of bomb-ass weed. Right now I'd suck a dick 4 some weed. Oh, hell...exactly what am I trying 2 front 4? I'd probably suck a dick anyway. The right dick anyways...I will be taking applications 4 the part of the right dick all the way up 2 and past closing night.
So...it wasn't hard 2 figure out that I should go 2 bed...6am comes soooo frigging early I really can't stand it. I really don't want 2 tell Kimbilicious anything else about CORINA...that 2 me just seems...well...stupid! I really am not trying 2 hurt this woman, and yet...everytime I turn around my stupidity put me in a jackpot.
I sooooo need 2 get stoned...
See, now the last time I posted a blog they wouldn't let me upload this picture. Fucking haters.
KimIgetawhatwhat says she is going 2 take me out and cure me. Hmmm...I wonder what she has in mind? What would it take 2 raise the dead, anyway? I'm not sure (having never tried B4) but I'd be willing 2 give a half pint of Southern Comfort and sex in public a shot. Fuck it...What have I got 2 lose?
Once again a productive member of society...
Yeah...I got myself a job at Big Lots. But on the other hand, I could still be unemployed, and 
that wasn't doing anyone any good...especially me! Now, at least, maybe I will be able 2 make some money 4 Christmas. That's not even bringing up the fact that we have GOT 2 get the fuck out of my Mom's house eventually. Fuck...I didn't even want 2 come here. I suppose that as long as I am here I may as well be as happy about it as possible, right? I could have one of those mothers that just doesn't give a fuck about her kids (I am soooo freaking grateful that I don't!) and then where the fuck would I be? Probably in San Jose turning tricks. Still having a problem working retail? I didn't think so...
2day is Tosha's birthday. The little bitch is 15 years old. Just what the planet needs...another 15 year old girl. Whatthefuckever...
I really wish I understood what the fuck wuz wrong with me. I'm pissed off all the time, I'm not eating right, I hardly ever sleep and now I can't get it up. By "it" I, of course, mean IT. Although I have never had a problem with IT B4 (not including any time I have spent cheating...IT never wants 2 work then.) I am scared. I'm not afraid that IT will never work again (that is preposterous...isn't it? GOD, please, let that be preposterous!), I just have this unsettling feeling that it's a much larger problem. I have been having trouble pissing 4 a couple of years and now this. Besides...wouldn't that just be perfect karma 4 my cheating ass? Something tells me Budha would smile over this bullshit...
On the other hand...a perscription 4 Cialis wouldn't upset me all that much...
What a pisser. 4 some fucking reason, I haven't been able 2 upload pics whenever I want 2. I must tell U this does not bode well 4 Blogger. I may just have 2 find someplace 2 host my blog that is a little more adaptable 2 what I'm trying 2 do here, goddamnit...
that wasn't doing anyone any good...especially me! Now, at least, maybe I will be able 2 make some money 4 Christmas. That's not even bringing up the fact that we have GOT 2 get the fuck out of my Mom's house eventually. Fuck...I didn't even want 2 come here. I suppose that as long as I am here I may as well be as happy about it as possible, right? I could have one of those mothers that just doesn't give a fuck about her kids (I am soooo freaking grateful that I don't!) and then where the fuck would I be? Probably in San Jose turning tricks. Still having a problem working retail? I didn't think so...2day is Tosha's birthday. The little bitch is 15 years old. Just what the planet needs...another 15 year old girl. Whatthefuckever...
I really wish I understood what the fuck wuz wrong with me. I'm pissed off all the time, I'm not eating right, I hardly ever sleep and now I can't get it up. By "it" I, of course, mean IT. Although I have never had a problem with IT B4 (not including any time I have spent cheating...IT never wants 2 work then.) I am scared. I'm not afraid that IT will never work again (that is preposterous...isn't it? GOD, please, let that be preposterous!), I just have this unsettling feeling that it's a much larger problem. I have been having trouble pissing 4 a couple of years and now this. Besides...wouldn't that just be perfect karma 4 my cheating ass? Something tells me Budha would smile over this bullshit...
On the other hand...a perscription 4 Cialis wouldn't upset me all that much...
What a pisser. 4 some fucking reason, I haven't been able 2 upload pics whenever I want 2. I must tell U this does not bode well 4 Blogger. I may just have 2 find someplace 2 host my blog that is a little more adaptable 2 what I'm trying 2 do here, goddamnit...
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