ONE MORE REASON 2 QUIT USING DOPE...

I have always questioned the usefulness of the internet when it comes 2 making actual person-2-person contact with another human being. No...I'm not talking about cybersex with Ur long distance BF over webcam and telephone, but actual contact with another member of our species. I had heard stories of online freinds who had decided 4 whatever reason they had of their own 2 take that relationship 2 the next level and meet offline and in person, but I never really believed it. I figured it wuz just another hustle, U know?

I mean, sure...a motherfucker who wants 2 spend $100 can meet a bitch online. In fact, if U are in the neighborhood U can meet this bitch right here - I can hook a motherfucker up right now if he iz finna spend, shit...

But what of the elusive bitch who actually fucks 4 free? What of this magnificent creature? I know that she exists, cuz my neighbor iz one. She meets these cats on MySpace and fucks the shit out of them. It sucks...I've really been trying 2 hit that 4 I don't even want 2 think about how long now. About fifteen seconds less than the amount of time I have known her, I'm guessing...

Then (out of the fucking blue, I might add...) what do U know? I fucking met one of my own! How about that shit? Just when I wuz ready 2 4get all about the shit and chalk it up 2 other motherfuckers luck, what happens but I meet a freak of my own! Cold trippin, huh? I met this little blonde bitch who lives like two miles away and wants 2 get 2gether and have a drink and a screw on Friday! And the bitch iz serious 2, I think. How else 2 explain these? Its been my experience that bitches who dont want 2 fuck dont send out pics such as these, do they?

I am actually going 2 ask her if she would like 2 be a SlipperyBitch. I know a couple of chicks I think I am going 2 ask. I am planning 2 ask my neighbor Lori, my freak friend Lori and also my friend Destiny. I would ask my homegirl Carrie 2 do it (cuz she iz FINE as FUCK - See above...), but I really do believe it would radically alter our relationship in ways I can't even begin 2 comprehend. Mostly it would just fuck shit up 2 the point that it would no longer be cool 2 just hang out with a bitch the way I do now. U see...we have reached a really neat spot in our friendship. I understand that she NEVER fucks unless she iz getting paid and she understands that I NEVER pay 4 pussy. Since we have that mutual respect 4 eachother's game it keeps us from having I wanna fuck U issues croping up all the goddamn time, not unlike how they do with her lovely assistant, Destiny (I'm just playing...I get ZERO action from either one of these bitches. Why iz that? Simple...they iz 100% tried and true hos and I am not now nor ever a fucking trick! Nuff said...

Back on my other subject, though...I am hoping that my first posting of 2008 will have my first SlipperyBitch layout! The model iz already online and ready 2 go, and not only that but she iz actually excited about it herself! CAN U BELIEVE THAT SHIT? Not only that, my nasty little cumcatchers, but I have already got girl number two lined up and I am working on number three as we speak. Or rather, as I write and U read. If I can get this local bitch 2 go 4 it then it will be all good up until almost summertime (assuming of course that I run one girl a month...)!!!

I guess thats gonna have 2 do it 4 this post. Keep checking back, though! U nevknow what kind of crazy fucking shit I am going 2 come up with next!

Kisses

Tits or Ass...U decide 08

I fucking love titties. Oh, don't get me wrong...I love getting that ass as well, but nothing beats a great set of juicy tits! That's not 2 say that a great ass duzn't have a thing or two going 4 it. Don't go putting words in my mouth, now!

Speaking of putting things in my mouth, I am supposed 2 be debuting my very first SlipperyBitch with my next posting, but I haven't been able 2 touch base with any of my models! I even sent one of them something 2 wear in the pictures, but do U think it did me any good? Fuck no, it didn't!

So, assuming that these bitches haven't all bailed on me at once, I should be posting some original titty pics soon! Not that I necessarily mind posting anonymous pictures of naked fat chicks on my blog, it's just a lot more fun when U know the tits in question. It just so happens I have several candidates at the moment, none of whom resemble any of these bitches.

So come check it out in a day or two or three...U know, wheneverthefuck I get around 2 it. Be patient...I have 2 be...