Draw Ur own conclusions...

I snapped this picture outside Stacy B's house earlier 2day. I'm not saying that anything illegal is happening here. I mean, the argument could be made that he's just reaching 2 open the back door 2 put the baby in the back seat, Y'know? But they say appearances are everything...


I just want everyone in Cyberland 2 see 4 themselves the look on this kid's face whenever she is being BAD! Be on the lookout 4 the little shit when she adopts this look. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HER CUTENESS! Believe me...she knows what she's doing. Those of us who know her mother consider her 2 be proof of the existence of Karma...


#2 Notre Dame is playing Michigan this weekend. The fucking Wolverines suck balls. They suck so bad that the guys in Supernova see them and say, "Wow! U guys really suck! Hey, Lukas! Take Gilby's cock out of your ass and come look at how badly these guys suck!" I hate Michigan...a lot. Let's all hope that the Irish get the job done and whip some Wolverine ass. If they do (and they will!), that combined with a rousing victory over Ohio St. by Cincinnati (yeah, that's going 2 happen...) might even manage 2 propel ND N2 #1 4 the first time in I don't know how long...

So, I actually watched ABC's Singing with the Stars over the last two nights. 2night I had the pleasure of watching Wayne Brady tell 4mer Gold Medallist Carly Patterson (seen here on the left prior 2 her getting voted off daze.) I watched in absolute horror as Wayne tried 2 hold us in suspense over who was going 2 be voted off AFTER the commercial break. Oh Ryan...can't U see that the television landscape is just a barren wasteland without U here 2 brighten it with Ur super megawatt smile! Come back 2 us B4 it is 2 late!!!!

Ode 2 my underwear...

Turns out that Anna Nicole Smith's 20yo son dropped dead the other day in her Bahama's hospital room. Anna Nicole (seen here on the right prior 2 having her right tit pop, which KIMshasha vehemently denies any involvement in, BTW.) had 2 be sedated. I wonder what excuse she wuz using B4 they found out the youngster had OD'd. Assuming, of course, that drugs were involved. Look, I'm not passing judgement here, I'm just saying that if my mom wuz all hyped up on Dexitrim all the time (which she had obviously mixed with Nyquil at the AMAs...not a good idea, boys and girls!) I might develop a taste 4 heroin as well...

I have the most irritating tendency 2 tell on myself. I could literally be getting away with murder and I'd tell the cop, "Don't 4get 2 check the garden! Never know what's hidden there!" I wuz going 2 do it again, but this time I stopped myself.

I'm still boycotting Supernova. Far as I'm concerned they are heading up FagFest '06 with Ryan Seacrest (god...i miss u Ryan!) and Lars Ulrich's new solo project MYASS!!! (Seen pictured on right)

I (heart) Ryan...

So, I voted 4 this chick Dilana like 10 times last night after Rockstar:Supernova was on. I really thought she had an original sound about her and she would have been quite the burst of fresh air that rock and roll has needed 4 years. She lost 2 this fag named Lukas Rossi. Oh, BTW...Supernova officially sucks balls...

Jesus, cop a feel...

I'm an American Idol freak. I'm pretty sick with it. I'm so sick with it, in fact, that I just voted 4 some chick 2 win some other talent contest. Tommy Lee's new band Supernova (not a picture of the band on right) had thier own contest over the summer. I watched a few of the episodes...it wuz ok, I guess. Anyway, I voted. But only cuz I really and truly miss Ryan Seacrest...

It's beginning 2 look as if I may not be getting out SaCRAPmento anytime soon. It's a long story, and I'm not going 2 go N2 it now. Let's just say it sucks and leave it at that 4 now...

So what if I liked the movie Bewitched?

I ripped this picture off of Google. It pretty much sums up how I feel lately. I need 2 get my ass back 2 the Bay Area so I can make me some money. Cuz I damned sure ain't making shit here in SaCRAPmento!

So, yeah...I liked the movie Bewitched. I watched it 2nite with Kimkussion and my sister and Todd. It wuz actually the second time I saw it. I watched it like three months ago all by myself in a hotel room in Pleasanton while smoking crack. Turns out it really wuz better on crack. There really ain't a whole hell of a lot U can say that about, is there?

4 a minute I thought it might overtake Josie & The Pussycats as my all-time favorite bad movie...not a chance. I love this fucking film. I'm not even embarassed 2 admit it I like it so much. Wow, that's fucking pathetic. If U ever wanna try a fun drinking game, go get Urself a bottle of ouzo and a copy of Josie. Put the movie on and take a shot everytime U see product placement. I promise U...hammered B4 the credits are finished. Don't believe me? Good...go on and try it 4 Urself and be sure 2 let me know how that works out 4 U...

Q: How many tweekers does it take 2 change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, right! Like fiends pay the SMUD bill. U know the lights got cut off, and some industrious fiend (yes Fucking James...I do mean U!) has made a piso out of the burnt out light bulb. Actually...there wuz probably nothing wrong with the light 2 begin with...the fiends probably just needed a piso and couldn't find a fucking torch or an air freshener or anything else besides the fastest way 2 get on my nerves...

THE LOWDOWN FROM DOWN 'ROUN

So, here's the latest. I guess Alex and Jessica have run away 2gether. Except I'm looking at these two bitches asleep on my Mom's floor right now, so I'm thinking they ain't running all that fucking hard. I'm just trying 2 hang back and let Kimkiminykimkiminykimkimkeroo handle it as best she can. Trust me...I get up in this bullshit and it's gonna be ALL BAD! Motherfuckers will be wishing they had run away 4 reals...I put that shit on everything!

I've been working on reformatting my blog lately. I got my other blog done, but my pNk page still needs some work. I'll get 2 it soon though, I promise. Just be sure 2 keep checking back in the coming weeks. U never know...U might even end up getting posted on the motherfucker if U ain't careful!

We are supposed 2 be going back 2 San Jose with Ricco and Patrice. Don't know how that's going 2 play out with Alex trying 2 fuck up the kool-aid, but who knows? Maybe I will make it back this time. Stranger things have happened. I made it here 2 SaCRAPmento so I could take Mom 2 see Johnny Depp in the newest Pirate movie, didn't I? Didn't know I wuz gonna get stuck, though...


BTW, bitches...as of the publishing of this page, The Giants are 1 1/2 games behind San Diego 4 the wild card spot and 3 games out of 1st place behind LA with like 21 games left 2 play. I'm telling U right now...I got a feeling. This year is the fucking year they go all the way. World Series, baby! Matter of fact...I think U should put some money on it. Take 2morrow off of work, drive up 2 Tahoe and place a bet on it. When U win send me half the cash OR ELSE SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!