Which of these bitches is real?..And which ones just feel that way?

Ok...so I redid my other blog www.ricksotherfknblog.blogspot.com, and in the process of doing so I realized I wuz going 2 have 2 delete one of my favorite pages! Not becuz of any good reason either! It just doesn't quite fit in where it wuz, y'know?

But what is this mysterious page which had 2 be resurrected from the nearly dead? Why...it's my which one is a guy page! Ok...ok...I know that first one is easy enough...but they do get harder...pardon the pun!

On this page are several shemales. Also on this page are at least two women. Can U figure out which ones are which?

Don't feel bad if U can't. I happen 2 have really good taste in shemales. Call it a side effect from all that time I spent in high heels and a skirt (hey...I don't do that anymore!). I was around the scene just long enough 2 figure out that Brazil has some fucking beautiful boys running around with 36DDs and bubble butts!

Mostly, I am just bringing this 2 Ur attention 2 annoy U. I think it is funny that U homophobic motherfuckers out there are wacking off 2 another guy and don't know it! That just tickles my prostate 2 no end!

I think I want 2 try and get some naked pics of some of my associates. Why the fuck not? I hate the bitch, but I would still put Dumbass Amber's naked ass on my web page if I got the chance! But I think I might be able 2 get some others 2 go 4 it also! I might even get a shot at getting one of my neighbors 2 do it...

Honestly...I don't even care which one. I may have a few preferences...but nothing invested. I wouldn't mind the blonde bitch that lives next door 2 Stacy stripping down 4 me. Upstairs there is skinny little Brenda. I am fairly certain that bitch is a fucking freak anyway. And of course, there is always the lovely Awni and her sister. Let me tell U, if Awni's sister's pussy tastes half as good as...oops! Did I say 2 much? Naw...like anyone pays attention 2 my blog!

I think what I'm going 2 do is this...I am going 2 get some pics of Patrice 2 put up here! Plus, maybe some of the other hookers I know will do it 2! One can only hope...

Now...I believe I am going 2 end this rather strange entry on this note. I would like 2 find Nicole Catanese. Not so that I could get her naked, just 2 see what the fuck she has been doing! I miss that bitch!

I hate September and I nearly stepped in stool...

This is Ricco's girl. I just put her up here cuz I needed 2 post a picture of something, and this particular something looked good 2 me! Her name is Patrice, and I believe she is going 2 end up on my Pahtnaz page anyway...

Speaking of my Pahtnaz page...I have decided I need 2 revamp the whole fucking thing. First of all, Shawn's dumb ass went back 2 prison. Secondly, Alex has been being a real ASSHOLE lately. Funny thing is...as much of an asshole as she can be (she learned from me, so she knows what she is doing in the asshole department!), I love that fucking kid something fierce. Drives me nuts, really. I'd so much rather just say fuck it fuck U and uck off, however...it just ain't going 2 happen that way. Besides, I mostly blame myself 4 the way she is. Maybe if her Dad wasn't a fucking dope fiend she would be ok, I don't know...

I'm smoking a blunt right now with my Dad's friend Robert. He's a cool enough guy...considering he hangs out with my Dad. But a blunt is nice no matter where it comes from, y'know? I'm not going 2 lie here...It would be nicer if Robert looked more like the picture on the right, but U take what U can get when U are coming with nothing, me thinks...

I 4got 2 mention this B4, obviously. I went with Stacy B and Kimberlicious 2 see THE MOTOR CITY MADMAN hisself on my birthday! I have always wanted 2 see my boy Ted, and my 40th seemed like the perfect opportunity 2 do just that! Plus I got 2 go with the two coolest bitches on the planet. We had a blast! Thanks U guys 4 helping me have a fucking GREAT birthday! I couldn't have done it without U!

I'm fucking pissed...again.

This is Guam. I know some people from Guam (some better than others...) and at the moment they are not my favorite people on the planet. I wuz supposed 2 go buy this fucking car off of my friend Ivan, and the motherfucker has been dragging ass all day long, and now he just recently decided 2 let me know he couldn't do it 2day becuz he has 2 bar-b-que. What kind of shit is that? Why am I having so much trouble getting people 2 take my money? Will Bert tell Mary that he is the one who killed her first husband? Find out the answer 2 these questions and more on the next episode of TOKE!

Still waiting on Shiftless...

I swear 2 god I have been waiting on this motherfucker 4 daze. He is supposedly coming over here 2 hook me up with some pot...but that remains 2 be seen. He called me like 20 minutes ago and said he wuz checking 2 see if I wuz still up. Why the fuck am I still up? Don't ask me...

No pictures cuz I'm being lazy. This one don't count cuz I got it off of the web. Hopefully I will be getting this car later on 2day. I have always wanted a Cadillac. This seems like as good a Cadillac as any...