Are U fucking serious?

I really gotta quit telling on myself. I mean, just becuz I may have the idea that I might want 2 engage in a particular activity with a certain somebody duz not fucking mean I have 2 advertise the shit all over the fucking internet, right? It's not as if it iz making my life any goddamn easier when my wife fucking reads my shit and realizes I am trying 2 fuck these bitches. In fact, thats pretty much all fucking bad, now that I think about it

So...I digress. Rather than conduct myself in the manner by which I have become accustomed, I intend 2 take the high road. I know that it iz the high road, becuz I spend all of my time on it rather high. And since I'm high anyway, I suppose it won't much matter if I smoke some more, eh?

Don't get me wrong...I still intend 2 seduce Lori. Probably Barbi and Megan as well, if I can ever get 2 wherever the fuck they are. I know Megan iz near fucking Disney World somewhere. Hey - maybe I will get lucky and she will do me on Space Mountain! I have always wanted 2 be banned from the Magic Kingdom 4 lewd behavior. Perhaps this lovely lady iz my ticket 2 achieving that one small dream...

What a trip

Turns out that in between trying 2 seduce Lori, dodge Kymmi and hide from Corina, I somehow managed 2 find the time 2 meet a Russian bitch! This izn't a picture of her, but she wuz a cute little motherfucker, let me tell U. I'm considering asking her 2 teach me some Russian phrases...um...no good can come from this, but it sure duz seem like fun!

I still seriously intend 2 get a picture of Lori that iz TOTALLY innappropriate and post it on here. I want her taking a shower, or sunbathing or some damned thing!

I think it iz fucking hilarious that I am having such a hard time getting one chick 2 pose 4 me! If this bitch only knew how many other women have been PLEASED AS PUNCH 2 show up on my blog naked. Hell...naked and pissing, 4 that matter! Whatever U got...we can take it, yo!

U see...I am ok with the fact that I am a weirdo. I am assuming most of U are ok with it 2, cuz why the hell else would U still be reading this garbage otherwise? Unless...U are doing it 4 the tits! God knows I am. In fact, it would mean so very much 2 me if U would send me a shot of Ur own! Just shoot Ur titty or ass flash pic 2 my email and I will post whichever ones I get right here! Oh, boy...that really sounds like fun! How iz it possible that I can be so honest and so fucking full of shit at the same fucking time? What a fucking dichotomy, huh?

And this just proves I will take any kind of titty U have 4 me, but make no mistake. This iz an actual attempt at seducing that fucking bitch. I want in her panties so bad I can taste it...yum! I have also got two other hotties I know in my sights, and I am actually attempting some shit with these women...

The first iz a red-hot redhead from Michigan that makes me want 2 scream, and the other iz this fucking bitch who lives in Florida and still manages 2 drive me crazy on a regular basis. If she ever dumps that Italian sausage she's been shacking up with I really could go spend a week or two with her...a week or two all up in her business, so 2 speak!

I guess thats all. Come get some, girlies!

My New Goal in Life...

I have decided that I am going 2 make it my goal in life 2 get at least ONE suggestive photo of Lori and post it on here. I have this one I ripped off of her MySpace, but let's just say I am hoping 2 get her 2 let me post a picture of her cherries. U'll understand what the big fucking deal iz if she says yes, trust me!

I'll post some more later on this and other subjects of interest...

Like I don't have enough 2 worry about...

I got this chick giving me a serious case of he old



Awww...that's not really fair. It's not her fault I decided 2 go and get






over her fine ass anyway. It could be worse...it could be somebody who I don't believe wants me 2 go there with her! Or worse yet...it could be HER...

Oh GOD...the kicker iz this...the bitch I am talking about right now BLOWS this bitch out of the fucking BOX!

I don't stand a fucking chance...