It turns out that I owe an apology 2 a lovely young woman who deserves far better treatment than anyone has yet given her. I am, of course, talking 
about Ms. Britney Spears. Ms. Spears iz (an
d has been 4 quite some time) a dynamic ENTERTAINMENT ICON who has proven herself 2 be the entire package. She can dance...she can sing...she can ac
t...a real triple threat, and she aint 2 bad 2 look at either! We watched 
az she grew up right B4 our eyes...amazed by her talent...dazzled by her beauty.We watched az she struggled her way N2 womanhood, having a very public
relationship with Justin Timberlake and a short marraige 2 a childhood friend. Then she married
some loser named Kevin Federline. He's some white boy who acts like he iz ghetto. The kind that regularly gets on my fucking nerves. We w
atched az these two idiots quickly reproduced and popped out two little ones.We
watched az her marraige fell apart. We looked on az she lost h
er fucking mind and started hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan and fucking up on a regular. We watched az she tried 2 escape the paparazzi and in doing so endangered one of her little ones. 
We watched az she continued 2 make increasingly worse decisions, and we watched az she wuz arrested 4 DUI. We kept our eyes on her az she struggled her way
through rehab (it didn't quite
take) and then right back out on 2 the LA party scene. We watched az she ignored
the courts and we watched az she lost her children 2 that fucking idiot Federline.We looked on az she bounced her way out of rehab a few more times and
we watched az she shaved her head in protest of being a famous fucking idiot, I guess. Then we watched az she lost her mind and wuz carted off 2 the fucking looney bin.I don't know about U, but I think we ought 2 be
ashamed of 
ourselves on this one. Have we learned nothing from the tragedy of Princess Diana
's death? We hound these celebrities...these people...2 a level which drives them fucking insane! Where do we draw the fucking line?And hasn't it already been crossed?
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